Hump Dry 

The act of drying your man pieces after a shower. Usually a towel won't completely dry the "area" so air drying is necessary. Create wind by using a humping motion and swinging pieces back and forth. If the part where the "twig" rests upon the "berries" needs drying, hold "twig" and continue to hump dry the berries.

My skin was still a little wet and had that sticky feeling, so was hump drying until it went away.

Hump Dry by Pancakes1234 June 3, 2011

hump day 

(When referring to Voltron: Legendary Defender)
The third quintant of the Spicolian movement

Hunk: I don't know. What day is today?
Coran: It's the third quintant of the Spicolian movement. Hump day!

hump day by sanchopancho02 January 28, 2019

hump the deck 

When you're compelled to say "jump the deck" but then hit the "h" key instead of the "j" key.

As Metal Shadow 666 would say.

Dude: HIT THE DECK!
Dude 2 goes to hump the deck
Dude: O_o
Dude 2: jump*

hump the deck by Duuur November 10, 2008

hump sex 

1. When a lady and a fella do the dirty.
2. A name for making whoopie that my cousin came up with when we were 8.
3. Just another name for plain old fuckin.

Hot damn! I heard them doin the hump sex last night in that there bedroom, so watch out for the love stains.

hump sex by Darylton March 19, 2007

Hump Monkey 

An individual who humps like a monkey

That prostitute got on me like a hump monkey

Hump Monkey by Matt Ross September 25, 2003

hump tank 

N.
Essentially a bachelor pad, but more specifically the master bedroom. Obviously when you enter the hump tank the obvious follows, the trick is to get them in there.

Suave: Join me in my hump tank

hump tank by choxo October 12, 2006

hump funk 

to hump while dancing and listening to music

Naw, we didn't make out, but we hump funked all night at the concert

hump funk by alioo December 5, 2010