The kind of guy who’s gonna die alone and a virgin. The kind of guy to obsess over a franchise like, I dunno, Star Wars or Marvel. Uses Reddit, that should say enough.
“Oh my God, I asked him why hyperspace was blue and he started lecturing me on lore for 45 minutes! He’s such a Houston.”
by AdmiralHous March 24, 2022
by AB365 January 17, 2022
Home to everything except snow. We don’t all ride horses and own a oil well in our backyard. Most people here hate people from Dallas, don’t ask why. Our only body’s of water are polluted bayous, flooding, and pools. A democratic city that’s happens to be in a republican state. Our basketball team won’t go to the finals anytime soon. We cuss a lot, listen to Travis Scott, and Beyoncé. But our city is still cool
by Pierce is cool September 02, 2020
Man, I love going to school in Houston, it's very diverse and the people are respectful and well behaved. The only issue is my class rank is shit even though my grades are good.
by StormBread September 18, 2021
1. A human being who loves watching other people have sex with his/her girlfriend
2. A human being who likes to talk about how great they are at their own sports.
2. A human being who likes to talk about how great they are at their own sports.
Man, the way you have been acting recently... it makes me think of you like a Houston.
Trust me... you do not want to be a Houston, it is very unattractive.
Trust me... you do not want to be a Houston, it is very unattractive.
by The guy on the train March 11, 2020
by Drinker o' piss April 22, 2021
Houston Battle Industries.
HBI - formed in 1939 first September.
The special commando HBI are most strongest and the secret commando around the world.
You are the first one who knows about the HBI.
HBI or called the "Houston Battle Industries" are released after stop the second World War. These commando's stoped Hitler and gave the world for a time peace. You will heared about us soon.
We are now cooperate with Rothschild to stop the IS.
HBI - formed in 1939 first September.
The special commando HBI are most strongest and the secret commando around the world.
You are the first one who knows about the HBI.
HBI or called the "Houston Battle Industries" are released after stop the second World War. These commando's stoped Hitler and gave the world for a time peace. You will heared about us soon.
We are now cooperate with Rothschild to stop the IS.
by HoustonKeenan January 02, 2017