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Cranking the Horn

Masturbating in a comedic fashion. Or to masturbate as a means of time-wasting for mild enjoyment.
Guy 1: What did you do at the weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing much just sat at home cranking the horn.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, beating my soldier, caressing my shaft, you know, treating the little guy.
Guy 1: Ohhhhh, yeh same, I wanked until it hurt me physically. We really need girlfriends.
by CrankingMyHorn October 25, 2022
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Horned Bird

A bastardization of giving someone the finger and throwing the Devil Horns gesture made popular by the Heavy Metal community. This is either done because someone is too tired to care, because they are a poser, or because they were torn between telling someone to rock on and fuck off.
My buddy had his picture taken with Isahn at Prog Power. He obviously didn't want it taken, can't you see the Horned Bird he's giving the camera?
by an on e muz October 22, 2011
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Horn-tickle

A tickle that makes you horny.
Stop touching me like that, you’re going to give me a horn-tickle!
by Thomas The Great June 29, 2021
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Horn Pop

When a brass instruments points their horns up to the sky during a loud part in a marching band show to prevent the pit from going deaf. Not very effective when used by woodwinds.
Trumpets, measures 24-30 are going to be a horn pop, so be sure to play loud.
by Vodka Bottle January 5, 2016
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Chode Horn

A nipple like protrusion of excess glass off of the ball of your jib pipe (meth pipe) that collects product (meth) causing you to believe your pipe is empty when its really not.
1. This jib you handed me is empty. No its not I just loaded it check the Chode Horn.

2. Hey man is there any chance you can fix my pipe. Its got this really nasty chode horn on it and its causing all sorts of confusion.

3. Just when I thought I was out of speed I remembered I had quite a nice little stash in my chode horn.
by RoseJones May 13, 2021
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Horn Spit

The spit from a horn that you find on the floor, in the practice rooms or on your orchestra or ensemble seat. It is usually regarded as disgusting.
Eww! Why is there horn spit on my chair? I play the violin.
by ThatAsianMusician January 18, 2020
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Cold Horn

A disease where a musical instrument (most likely made of brass) becomes cold. The cold makes it harder to play the instrument, especially when it uses a mouthpiece.

Cases of cold horn usually occur in cold climates (duh) or transporting the instrument outside while it is cold. (once again, duh)

This can be avoided by keeping the instruments mouthpiece in a warm place, like a pocket.

Another way to avoid it (if your a trombone, trumpet, etc player) is to buy a plastic mouthpiece
Connor: Ahhhh dude, I got cold horn while walking in here.

Quinten:Haha, sucks dude, I had my mouthpiece in my pocket, so mine is warm.
Good luck with that high F.
by schevendy scheven March 13, 2009
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