shoulder-holster

The act of sticking your penis in your partner's armpit for sexual gratification. To armpit-fuck.

I was tittie-fucking my girl and then went to the side for some shoulder-holster action.

by Emar Tino April 25, 2008

Hoosier Boobs

is the development of abnormally large mammary glands in males resulting in breast enlargement.

You see a nice pair of boobs and think Dayum! Your excitement fades quickly as you look up and see they belong to a man. Gross.

"Dude, you need a bra for your hoosier boobs!"

by HUGGERNUTS October 27, 2009

dick holster

a dick holster is a dirty leathery female which one recently dated to hold their male weapon of choice in while looking for that new embroidered model

Nick: What the fuck is she doing here?

Me: I'm just using her as a dick holster while I scavenge the local taverns for a new one.

by K See Ya May 10, 2011

Hoosier

A native of Indiana that would otherwise be described as a hick. Tends to be very provincial, viewing Indiana as the center of the universe, while reflecting the interests, habits, and dialect of working class people of the state. Politically conservative.

Jim Bob, from Seymour Indiana, is a proud Hoosier who drives a pickup truck with an American Flag waving from it, loves auto racing and basketball, wears a mullet, uses words such as "aint" or "y'all", and considers people from a large city such as New York or Chicago as being weird, un-American big city slickers.

by RMK1 July 15, 2006

cock holster

A woman whose only redeeming quality is the ability to sexually gratify a male.

Diane is nothing but a cock holster.

by vicfan March 23, 2004

hopster

One who fakes orgasm while masturbating.

Richard Veroude is a no-good dirty hopster.

by - May 14, 2003

hooter

A joint of any size.
term generally used in the 60's and 70's by hippies.

Example 1
Hippie 1: yoo..man.. hey.. you got a hooter on you?
Hippie 2: uhh. yeaa man.. uhheh..you got a light..?
Hippie 1: hell yea mann..
Hippie 2: fire her up dude..
Hipie 1: alrightt..mann.. groovy.
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Example 2
Stoner 1: hey dude you gotta hooter?
Stoner 2: go get your own you freakin moocher.

by peacefulpothead March 21, 2008