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Ed Sheeran Homeless

When you aren't really homeless , you just live on the street as part of your gig. You could hypothetically live on some elses couch- because you have plenty of friends who support you - but instead you choose to sleep on a park bench in the middle of London.
My friend claims he wasn't really homeless before he made it as a singer - he could have went and lived at his moms house and ate Spaghettios, and then have her tuck him into bed and sing a lullaby. But he chose to be Ed Sheeran Homeless and live on the street. That's how he became rich.
by FunTdrip October 2, 2023
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Homeless Invasion: Stage II

When you've defeated the homeless people invading your house and more strong homeless people invade your house
Alex: Yo, can I come over yet?
Tony: No. I got to prepare for the Homeless Invasion: Stage II
Alex: Bro what are you talking about?
by Mr. RL May 20, 2022
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Homeless Collection

A pun on haute couture meaning a clothing genre defined by mis-matched & ill-fitting pieces that one refuses to give away or donate to charity, where they belong.

A look defined by clothing that is "long in the tooth" yet still worn and considered appropriate/stylish by the wearer.

A grouping of clothing articles that only a destitue/homeless person in dire need would wear, when provided by charity.
My husband has so many new designer duds, yet he still chooses to shop from the closet with the homeless collection of clothes......

Why are you dressing yourself from a homeless collection? Have you not looked in the mirror?

He was so cheap his clothes look like they came from a homeless collection yet he thinks he looks great!
by KJack February 11, 2013
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HOMELESS

A person from the Punjab region who wants to create a terrorist Sikh Theocratic country in Democratic secular India even though Sikhism started in Pakistan.
A Khalistani who stands in front of United Nations with his imaginary flag during Referrendum 2020
I saw a HOMELESS Khalistani begging for a country on the street
by Ops Black Thunder August 8, 2022
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bougie homeless

When you're homeless with benefits (i.e., not sleeping in your car under a bridge, access to a hot shower, free meals, with no care or bills in life)
"No I don't need change, thank you. Im bougie homeless not regular homeless .... I make it look good tho, right?"
by DeseCakes420 July 10, 2018
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homeless wanabe mom

A homeless woman who begs to every man she sees for unprotected sex because she want's to be a mom, even though she is homeless
Person 1: I am going to take another route to walk to work from now on. May take 5 minutes more.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because there is this annoying homeless wanabe mom, along my walk to work who embarrasses me everytime she asks me for sex out of the blue.

Person 2: Ok, no problem. Just wake 5 minutes more early.
by MST3K I like December 25, 2020
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homeless-cidal

someone who wants to kill themselves because they are homeless and need a place to sleep.
The patient threatened suicide only because he was homeless and didn't have a place to sleep; therefore he became homeless-cidal
by ernurse63 May 8, 2015
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