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Dodged a Hillary

Originating form the phrase "dodged a bullet" the phrase Dodged a Hillary did better justice to the sentiment of the expression.
"Man we really dodged a Hillary with that one"
by Lord_Reaper November 13, 2016
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hillary clinton

I wish hillary clinton was the pres cuz she would be much better thant trump aka hitler jr.
by dat boi 97 November 17, 2016
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Crooked Hillary

Coined by Donald Trump during his 2016 election campaign to describe his penis. In an attempt to gain an edge over his opponent, ontop of his unethical campaigning strategies, in confidence he would joke about how hillary would screw over people like how his crooked hillary screwed prostitutes.
"Yeah, he sure talks a lot of big talk, but for a guy with a tiny penis, he still has a crooked hillary.
by Bellarkian August 12, 2019
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Pulling a Hillary

Pulling a Hillary Being calm, reasonable and factual in the face of blatant animosity, prejudice, and falsehood. See Secretary Clinton's performance the Benghazi hearings, October '15.
Watching the tapes of Cecile Richards appeared at the Planned Parenthood hearings, I realized she was really pulling a Hillary
by LiberalLady December 24, 2015
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Whoring for Hillary

when Media-Americans prostitute their journalistic integrity for their anointed candidate Hillary Clinton.
{let’s tune in to the News/Game show already in progress...}

Host: “We’re almost out of time... to win all the cash and prizes you must spin this better than any Media-American whore ever has. Okay Jane... ‘Monica Lewinski’ is today’s Media Whore challenge.”

Jane: “Monica Lewinski proves that when Hillary’s in the Whitehouse she’ll bow her head to no world leader.”
{Wild applause from the studio audience.}

Host: “You’ve DONE IT! With a media spin like that what fool wouldn’t believe that qualifies Hillary for the highest office on the planet? Jane, you’re are our new Whoring for Hillary champion. See you next time folks.”

{Closing theme}
When the media bias is plain to see
and the News ain’t what it ought to be.
With Donald Trump they bash and pillory.
‘cuz in the PC Media... they’re always
Whoring for Hillary!
by pianocheater October 2, 2016
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Pulled a Hillary

When a person or team is in a situation where they should have a sure win, but still lose.
Did you see the Yankees game last night? They had an easy win, but they Pulled a Hillary.
by PunchTheMonkey November 9, 2016
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Pulled a Hillary

Botch a sure-fire opportunity.

Cause a big problem because of inattention or pride.

Treat people poorly and suffer the consequences.
A ten-yard field goal would have won the game, but the kicker pulled a Hillary and missed.

All I had to do was close the door, but I pulled a Hillary and left it open, and so some creep slipped in and stole my laptop.

My friend refuses to tip the janitor, so the janitor turned-down his heat on the coldest night of the year. Talk about pulling a Hillary.
by Philipaki December 20, 2016
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