hickhole

Any of the hordes of rednecks, rubes, and other undesirables that infest the rural areas of the country. It is a combination of the words "hick" and "dickhole." Essentially, it refers to a younger hick who has done or is about to do something to piss you off (i.e. swerve into your lane while reaching for a beer, spit tobacco juice on your lawn, blare 80's rock on a shitty boombox outdoors at 8am on Sunday while washing his Firebird, etc).

I went to McDonald's and had to wait in line behind some fatass hickhole ordering dinner for his entire extended family, and he kept changing the order because of his stunted, crystal meth-addled brain.

by Jaguarundi October 13, 2006

Urban Hick

A male or female that lives an urban/city lifestyle but enjoys "hick" activities such as nascar, trucks and country music.

Dave: Hey that's a nice DC hat, it goes well with your Dale Earnhardt Jr t-shirt.
Sam: Thanks, it's an Urban Hick thing.

by OneUrbanHick November 6, 2010

Hickey

When you suck on someones neck to the point of leaving a huge red mark which can also turn purple or maroon if done right by breaking the blood vessels. Fun to get. Until your parents find out.

Boy: "I love you so much I wanna break your blood vessels!!"
Girl: you mean a hickey?
Boy: yea!
GIRL: I hope my parents don't see it...

by trevham February 21, 2010

Hickhop

Hickhop (hik-hop) is a genre of music unique the Hoodbilly (and Hoodbetty) species. It is a fusion of rock, metal, hip hop, country, bluegrass and rap. It was born of the Hoodbilly being unable turn off a radio or to change the station because their genetic inability to use tools. Their love of music compels them to steal any radios they come across when they are playing music. This creates nests that usually have several radios playing loudly on different stations at the same time. Hoodbilly, not understanding the concept of separate radios and different stations believes the music to one song and mimicked what they hear through song and dance. Hickhop is a musical fusion that is a confusing, nonsensical, irritating genre that repels the opposable thumb set.

Oh GOD! Could you please stop with the hickhop. It is making me homicidal!

by Dragonlady58 January 19, 2021

Hickford

A term used to describe a bi-polar, or someone who cannot make up their mind and often makes false promises.

i wish he would make up his mind, hes a real hickford

by the exposer123 July 1, 2009

Hickmanin It

the art of flirting thru facebook photo comments

Yall just need to fuck and quit hickmanin it.

by BOB FRABBLES February 17, 2010

hick-fabulous

adjective used to describe something that is SO HICK that you just gotta celebrate it. it is similar to ghetto-fabulous but more applicable to rural white people.

Dude thinks he can hide the rust on his silver truck with some strategically placed duct tape. Dude is wrong." ..."Yeah, it looks pretty hick-fabulous though!"

by burrowlife February 20, 2011