When they mess up your circumcision anD you have a piece of skin connecting your fore skin and the tip of your penis, you now have a connect a helmet.
by Rodg the garage November 3, 2011
Get the Connect a helmetmug. luke: how did you and mindy do last night?
tom: oh yeah we did some pretty good stuff shes a helmet crusher she is
luke:oh wow, so lucky
tom: oh yeah we did some pretty good stuff shes a helmet crusher she is
luke:oh wow, so lucky
by ilovecrushinghelmets January 11, 2013
Get the helmet crushermug. Rubbing the head of a circumsized penis in a circular motion. When performing this operation it is good to use a light coat of lube. This will eventually buff out and shine ones penis head.
by Brad_Mike December 8, 2010
Get the Shining the Helmetmug. So unique, one runs into walls, trips up stairs, falls of tall places, etc.
Also, one who asks self-answering questions, or the Captain Obvious phenomenon. Those who wear hats backwards in the sun and still hold up their hand to shield their eyes and squint at subjects at a long distance. Pretty much anyone who looks at their watch, and when immediately asked what time it is, they glance back.
Also, one who asks self-answering questions, or the Captain Obvious phenomenon. Those who wear hats backwards in the sun and still hold up their hand to shield their eyes and squint at subjects at a long distance. Pretty much anyone who looks at their watch, and when immediately asked what time it is, they glance back.
When someone refers to themselves on another as special, the correct retort is a sarcastic, "Like wear a helmet all the time kind of special?" Hence the term Helmet Special is a way to refer to someone who should wear one. All the time.
by Quados Amundae May 17, 2010
Get the Helmet Specialmug. Similar to a T-bagging, the warrior's helmet consists of placing the nuts above the eye sockets, and the cock down the nose, imitating a warrior's helmet which covesrs the eyes and the nose.
by Damian Foye April 21, 2006
Get the warrior's helmetmug. A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.
by Perry Wilson January 26, 2005
Get the helmet hummermug. A retard that wear's a helmet that sits in an electric wheelchair with a diaper that seems to ruin everything by screaming obnoxiously but you can't complain about them because "Equality" even though they're screams probably mean end me in special language
Helmet kid: "Hdosbwzgsnkagskssysjwbsiebhdjei"
Random person: "yo look at that helmet kid he won't shut the fuck up"
Random person: "yo look at that helmet kid he won't shut the fuck up"
by Gary glitters left nut November 18, 2019
Get the Helmet kidmug.