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Touch Helmets

When two manly men hug naked and there erect penises meet each others German Helmets. When two penis heads touch.
Hey Brad, You wanna go out back and touch helmets.
by Brosnatch August 9, 2010
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MILF Helmet

The growing long of ones hair in order to secure a sexual encounter with a MILF. A practice usually undertaken by sexually frustrated Frenchmen.
Richard Hammond sports a fine MILF helmet (even though he's not French).
by Orange sailor October 19, 2011
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helmet crusher

someone who has hardcore sex and litterally crushes the foreskin..
luke: how did you and mindy do last night?

tom: oh yeah we did some pretty good stuff shes a helmet crusher she is

luke:oh wow, so lucky
by ilovecrushinghelmets January 11, 2013
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Helmet Special

So unique, one runs into walls, trips up stairs, falls of tall places, etc.

Also, one who asks self-answering questions, or the Captain Obvious phenomenon. Those who wear hats backwards in the sun and still hold up their hand to shield their eyes and squint at subjects at a long distance. Pretty much anyone who looks at their watch, and when immediately asked what time it is, they glance back.
When someone refers to themselves on another as special, the correct retort is a sarcastic, "Like wear a helmet all the time kind of special?" Hence the term Helmet Special is a way to refer to someone who should wear one. All the time.
by Quados Amundae May 17, 2010
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warrior's helmet

Similar to a T-bagging, the warrior's helmet consists of placing the nuts above the eye sockets, and the cock down the nose, imitating a warrior's helmet which covesrs the eyes and the nose.
I gave O'Dea a warrior's helmet unexpectedly when he reached the top of the ladder.
by Damian Foye April 21, 2006
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helmet hummer

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.
Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.
by Perry Wilson January 26, 2005
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cheesy helmet

Unwashed Penis glans that carry a pungent odour and in extreme cases accumulation of smegma that resembles cottage cheese

or'

An Insult meaning (foolish) usually from one man to another.
Des you are such a cheesy helmet
by TremmerX September 29, 2014
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