When two manly men hug naked and there erect penises meet each others German Helmets. When two penis heads touch.
by Brosnatch August 9, 2010
Get the Touch Helmetsmug. The growing long of ones hair in order to secure a sexual encounter with a MILF. A practice usually undertaken by sexually frustrated Frenchmen.
by Orange sailor October 19, 2011
Get the MILF Helmetmug. luke: how did you and mindy do last night?
tom: oh yeah we did some pretty good stuff shes a helmet crusher she is
luke:oh wow, so lucky
tom: oh yeah we did some pretty good stuff shes a helmet crusher she is
luke:oh wow, so lucky
by ilovecrushinghelmets January 11, 2013
Get the helmet crushermug. So unique, one runs into walls, trips up stairs, falls of tall places, etc.
Also, one who asks self-answering questions, or the Captain Obvious phenomenon. Those who wear hats backwards in the sun and still hold up their hand to shield their eyes and squint at subjects at a long distance. Pretty much anyone who looks at their watch, and when immediately asked what time it is, they glance back.
Also, one who asks self-answering questions, or the Captain Obvious phenomenon. Those who wear hats backwards in the sun and still hold up their hand to shield their eyes and squint at subjects at a long distance. Pretty much anyone who looks at their watch, and when immediately asked what time it is, they glance back.
When someone refers to themselves on another as special, the correct retort is a sarcastic, "Like wear a helmet all the time kind of special?" Hence the term Helmet Special is a way to refer to someone who should wear one. All the time.
by Quados Amundae May 17, 2010
Get the Helmet Specialmug. Similar to a T-bagging, the warrior's helmet consists of placing the nuts above the eye sockets, and the cock down the nose, imitating a warrior's helmet which covesrs the eyes and the nose.
by Damian Foye April 21, 2006
Get the warrior's helmetmug. A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.
by Perry Wilson January 26, 2005
Get the helmet hummermug. Unwashed Penis glans that carry a pungent odour and in extreme cases accumulation of smegma that resembles cottage cheese
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An Insult meaning (foolish) usually from one man to another.
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An Insult meaning (foolish) usually from one man to another.
by TremmerX September 29, 2014
Get the cheesy helmetmug.