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Heathering

A verb describing the act of doing nothing while waiting for something else to do or when your work is caught up and you're just chilling. Mostly used in the work setting.
Jessica can you help me with something?
Sure I'm just heathering!

You are so efficient!! You've been heathering all day!

I don't know why I'm so tired. I've been heathering all day!
by Misanthropist123 June 18, 2013
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heather

the kitten is heather!

awh your baby is heather.
by beebloom22 January 8, 2012
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heather

A “heather” is a well known person for being kind, thoughtful, and being a good person. A “heather” is most likely popular, or a role model.
“Omg she’s such a good person to be around. I wish i were like heather!
by Brooklyn Willerts September 7, 2020
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Heathers

(1) Mean Girls but it's 1989
(2) Mean Girls but they are traffic lights
(3) Documentary about the importance of corn nuts at parties
(4) Dating creepy guys in trenchcoats is a bad idea the musical
Veronica: Before you answer, I also do report cards, permission slips, and absence notes
Heather: How about prescriptions?
Heather: SHUT UP HEATHER!
Heather: Sorry Heather
*Then yay she part of the Heathers now*
by abracalicious June 1, 2020
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heatheritis

1- condition where one is heavily addicted to many forms of illegal drugs
2- condition where one is blessed with a great ass
3- condition where one is really lazy at work and takes drink breaks without permission
1- Ma'am, your son has a severe form of heatheritis, his blood consists of 90% LSD and his lungs rely only on marijuana smoke instead of oxygen

2- Damn, look at the ass on her, she must have heatheritis

3- That's the last time I hire a girl with heatheritis
by stephmhishot May 13, 2004
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Heathering

n, feminine - To thrash ones arms and legs wildly on the bed due to sexual ecstacy, especially upon having an unexpectedly good orgasm. This process can also take place on the floor (esp in hotels) or sofa.
As if to show how good the sex was and her delight she started heathering on the bed
by Robert Cragg June 8, 2005
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heather

billons of laughs, loves to sing ALOT, amazingly random, youtuber, sir-cough-alot, godly (loves god alot), has a fun life, has lame hair until she straightens it then its amazing, has rain boots, dresses up very weird, gives very good advice, accepts ppl for who they are, is a good actress, cant type without messing up every second, loves chucks (the shoes), caring, flirts alot, sleeps alot...not an early bird, says random weird things, can be very creepy, over exaggerates alot, thinks about death alot, loves food (pizza), a jazz addict, doesnt think quietly, sorta impatient, has amazing eyes, a pretty smile, makes lame jokes that ppl dont laugh at, shuts ppl down!, big boobs, no butt, pale as freakin crap, big feet, soft skin.....sometimes, likes musicals, less than threes thurmans, has a billion friends, and plenty more,
thing 1: i wanna be a heather...but...im a guy

thing 2: get away from me weird-o (thinks to himself i wanna be a heather too)
by mysteria4 June 10, 2009
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