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Person #1: Whose that girl with Kevin?

Person #2: She's such a Heather
heather by brotatohead April 26, 2009
A professional, expert or connoisseur of all things pretaining to Giraffe sex. Generally the dirtier the better.
Damn man, you see that Girffe Rim jobbing his budy? Too bad we don't have a heather here to explain why.
heather by Dranth June 23, 2016
All 3 of the main characters from the movie and musical, Heathers. Heather Chandler, Heather McNamara, and Heather Duke.
Heather Duke, No discernable personality but her mom did pay for implants. Heather McNamara, Head Cheerleader. Her dad is loaaaaaaded, he sells engagemet rings. And Heather Chandler. She is a mythic bitch.
heather by PassionFire April 22, 2018
A smart, sexy and competitive lady who shamelessly flaunts her Chimichangas in an effort to distract opponents in leisurely pastimes, such as Quiz Planet and Words with Friends.
Jings, crivvens, help ma boab...she's going to Heather me when she sees I've taken an early lead.
Heather by Daphne Broon December 23, 2018
She's a mythic bitch.
Heather, Heather, and Heather.
Heather by sofunnyhahaha January 30, 2019
heather is most important defined as the most attractive person i have ever been able to call mine she’s smart ,quick witted, strong af (leavening me bruised up a lot) but most of all she’s the most kind and outgoing person you will ever meet and if you ever get the chance to meet the heather i call mine then act wisely she’s a very close and very important aspect of life once you meet her treat her right she’ll treeat you right
man #1 : is that heather?
man #2 : yeah ands she’swith a Michael so no chance bro!
heather by mejesticmikey98 April 8, 2019