Turd Hammock

When your ass hair is so thick it catches your turds.

Gotta shave my ass hair because I'm growing a turd hammock

by Kunnifcuckiff January 9, 2017

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Banana Hammock

The act of stretching out the scrotum under the penis to create a comfortable resting place. This can easily trasition into a sackoline by shaking up and down

Joe's sack hangs so low I bet he can make a king size banana hammock for his sling.

by Leonideez May 29, 2021

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Shit Hammock

A hammock that you build out of toilet paper draped over the bowl to catch the shit to avoid the plopping noises. Post shit, the hammock is gently lowered into the bowl.

There were a few people in the bathroom today so I had to build a shit hammock to avoid the plop plop.

by Formerly known as Mary Hall September 24, 2021

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dusty hammock

When you haven't had sex for a really long time.

I've nae had a ride in 10 months, I've got a well dusty hammock.

by Tiffany Diamond April 6, 2017

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Mam hammock

A bikini or bra worn by a female whose sag or loss of pertness requires the most highly reinforced titty receptacle.

After spawning 5 children by the age of 30 and consuming sufficient calories to have sustained them all to puberty, the level of engineering demanded of her mam hammock was beyond the ken of modern science.

by Apatoeman July 21, 2018

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hammock ride

PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.

"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."

"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."

by Ten Forward September 14, 2015

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