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Twat Hammock

A g-String that hammocks a females pretty bits. Quite similar to the banana hammock, except its for a twat.
"Jesus Mikey she had a well smelly twat hammock"
"Sarah have you seen my new twat hammock?"
"Dear Santa, All i want for Christmas is a new silk Twat Hammock"
by Ross Dynamic June 17, 2008
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mia hamm

gorgeous soccer player. best soccer player in the whole world
There can't be another Mia Hamm.
by yoyoyo October 8, 2003
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mia hamm

The best soccer player ever to walk this earth and noone can change that
COOL SOCCER PLAYERS LIKE David Beckham and Freddy Adu, and THE FAB FIVE but, Mia Hamm is the BEST
by jennifer N. July 6, 2005
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hamma

A dog, pass me my hamma, I'm bout to get this bama!
by D May 13, 2005
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haemoglobin

haemoglobin is the part of the blood that carries oxygen around the body
"Woah dude check out that haemoglobin"
by Sir Jesus H Christ January 20, 2005
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hammock sex

Two people involved in sexual intercourse in a hammock. (Hammock) chairs are ideal for accomplising this feat for both pleasure and comfort.
The best pleasure I ever had was hammock sex from the honeymoon hammock.
by Travs November 19, 2007
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hamjob

-noun

a handjob received after the age of 20
Ranger Ham was a 20 year old park ranger when he received his first handjob. Because handjobs are almost exclusively given in the early teens, it seems appropriate that in Ranger Ham's honor we define any handjob given after the age of 20 as a hamjob.
by Lil Chewy August 13, 2008
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