by Hai-kal-lut-fi May 22, 2021
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by AdiqDenohoes December 25, 2016
Get the Adiq Haikal mug.similar to naughty little rhymes (if this wasn't published, just follow along,) naughty haiku uses the classic japanese poem structure combined with good old American sex-obsession to create a new art form. The form of a haiku is always as follows-
first line=five syllables
second line=seven syllables
third line=five syllables
-so now just add some semi-pornographic, naughty, or just silly ideas, and voila! naughty haiku!
first line=five syllables
second line=seven syllables
third line=five syllables
-so now just add some semi-pornographic, naughty, or just silly ideas, and voila! naughty haiku!
here some examples of naughty haiku-
her bosom heaving,
jiggling, as she runs away
from me, down the road.
sometimes i stare out
from my window, watching her
as she trims her bush.
gee, i didn't know
she was only fifteen, sir.
off to jail with me.
the couple wriggled
and writhed, moaning in passion;
then the tape ran out.
her bosom heaving,
jiggling, as she runs away
from me, down the road.
sometimes i stare out
from my window, watching her
as she trims her bush.
gee, i didn't know
she was only fifteen, sir.
off to jail with me.
the couple wriggled
and writhed, moaning in passion;
then the tape ran out.
by earpuller July 15, 2006
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Get the halifax explosion mug.A short poem where as the first line has 5 syllables, the second has 7 and the last has 5. This form of poetry does not have to, and rarely does make sense.
by Scott Ambershin February 9, 2009
Get the Haiku mug.1. A liz-lyric verse form having three lines of five, seven, and five syllables, that isn't very good.
by Bick February 1, 2005
Get the haiki mug.The act of:
1 a) creating a MySpace army
b) unleashing a MySpace army
2 a) hairspraying
b) teasing hair or otherwise poofing it
3) hardcore dancing
4 a) boob testing
b) ass testing
5) being supremely skinny
6) and pretty
7) a heart attack
1 a) creating a MySpace army
b) unleashing a MySpace army
2 a) hairspraying
b) teasing hair or otherwise poofing it
3) hardcore dancing
4 a) boob testing
b) ass testing
5) being supremely skinny
6) and pretty
7) a heart attack
1 a) "Send me love <3 <3 Hali"....and they do. Think about 15 invites a day (on a bad day)
b) "He's such a douche bag, go hali him out for me"
2 a) "That hairdresser hali-ed a whole can of BIG SEXY HAIR on me."
b) "I hali-ed my hair. It's poofy, then I hali-ed it more and now it's hard."
3) "We hali-ed like crazy at that show. Everyone had to keep a 10 foot radius."
4 a) "I totally won that hali. The other girl's boobs were only -------As, but mine are DD."
b) "I won that hali too. I have some junk in my trunk."
5) "I'm so hali."
6) "I'm so hali."
7) "My great-aunt just died of a Hali."
b) "He's such a douche bag, go hali him out for me"
2 a) "That hairdresser hali-ed a whole can of BIG SEXY HAIR on me."
b) "I hali-ed my hair. It's poofy, then I hali-ed it more and now it's hard."
3) "We hali-ed like crazy at that show. Everyone had to keep a 10 foot radius."
4 a) "I totally won that hali. The other girl's boobs were only -------As, but mine are DD."
b) "I won that hali too. I have some junk in my trunk."
5) "I'm so hali."
6) "I'm so hali."
7) "My great-aunt just died of a Hali."
by Devin and Em January 13, 2008
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