Hardon; is also when you are running along with your life. Except for when you keep running into; be it boy or girl, who your really hate. So much so that you have a hardon to get either revenge' or give them the ultimate amount of pain and misery. You detest them so much that you got a hardon for them.
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Hardos, most commonly among the upper class men, in high school, generally score highly among the ranks of academics, work diligently in sports (even alternative one they may fabricate in order to impress their hardo friends with the amount of activities they participate in (ie. Four Square, Ping Pong, or other clubs) are never satisfied with the effort the produce even when locally viewed as exemplar. Hardos cannot get enough (not to be confused with "Fuckboys"), they are the kind of people who complain about B+'s and A-'s. Especially when individuals they deem as "slackers" or "good-for-nothings" receive either significantly or slightly better grades then them. First they believe they person cheated, then threaten to rat on the person, followed by lack of ambition to proceed with their threats in fear of "getting in trouble". When faced with students endowed with better grades, most hardos disregard them and avoid them in fear of inferiority, however some audacious hardos attempt to "call them out" by claiming although (example) their SAT scores are much higher than theirs, everything else they do is resembles that of the indolent.
Many hardos enjoy pastimes intended to mimic those of the intellectual status, yet utterly fail to "stay on par"
Hardos, most commonly among the upper class men, in high school, generally score highly among the ranks of academics, work diligently in sports (even alternative one they may fabricate in order to impress their hardo friends with the amount of activities they participate in (ie. Four Square, Ping Pong, or other clubs) are never satisfied with the effort the produce even when locally viewed as exemplar. Hardos cannot get enough (not to be confused with "Fuckboys"), they are the kind of people who complain about B+'s and A-'s. Especially when individuals they deem as "slackers" or "good-for-nothings" receive either significantly or slightly better grades then them. First they believe they person cheated, then threaten to rat on the person, followed by lack of ambition to proceed with their threats in fear of "getting in trouble". When faced with students endowed with better grades, most hardos disregard them and avoid them in fear of inferiority, however some audacious hardos attempt to "call them out" by claiming although (example) their SAT scores are much higher than theirs, everything else they do is resembles that of the indolent.
Many hardos enjoy pastimes intended to mimic those of the intellectual status, yet utterly fail to "stay on par"
Hardo 1: "Hey what did you get on the AP Lit assignment?" (smiling non nonchalantly)
Random kid 1: "Ummm, 98, what about you"
Hardo 1 transforming his gaze into repulsion: "What, you didn't even read the book, WHAT THE FUCK, DID you CHEAT!???. Your not getting away with this. Ughhh" (Struts away as a pleased horse would)
Random kid 2: "Don't worry man, Ayden is a total hardo, he won't do shit"
Random kid 1: "Yea I knew as soon as he opened his hardo mouth"
Random kid 1: "Ummm, 98, what about you"
Hardo 1 transforming his gaze into repulsion: "What, you didn't even read the book, WHAT THE FUCK, DID you CHEAT!???. Your not getting away with this. Ughhh" (Struts away as a pleased horse would)
Random kid 2: "Don't worry man, Ayden is a total hardo, he won't do shit"
Random kid 1: "Yea I knew as soon as he opened his hardo mouth"
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