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Hairway to Heaven 

This is the patch of hair leading from your belly button to the goods below.
She lifted up his shirt and followed his hairway to heaven.
Hairway to Heaven by Hawkeyes November 17, 2007
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hairorrist 

hair + terrorist

1. An individual who sports extraordinarily bad hair, either by accident or intentionally.
Many believe that Phil Spector is in jail for acts of hairorrism, while Donald Trump is still a hairorrist at large
hairorrist by coocho December 14, 2010

Hairography 

Choreography using a lot of dance movement with the head that causes the hair to thrash about.
The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders used hairography in their half time performance.

Hairorexia 

A condition where a person feels that their hair is short, no matter how long it really is, and is thus always trying to grow it longer.
-"I want my hair to reach my waist"
-"But last time you said you wanted it to reach the middle of your back...do you want Rapunzel's hair?"
-"Hmm...that might not be a bad idea..."
-"You must have hairorexia."
Hairorexia by Primrose_Everdeen October 11, 2012

taking the Bakerloo line to Harrow and Wealdstone 

Another terms for anal sex. On maps of the London Underground, the Bakerloo line is coloured brown. Harrow and Wealdstone is the station at the end of the line.
He and Dale Winton were taking the Bakerloo line to Harrow and Wealdstone.
Williams: Man, takin' that hill was harrowing!
Thompson: Shut it soldier we got VC all around us.
Harrowing by LookAtJohnWillJa August 17, 2010