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Hackerjack

Someone who claims they can fix broken computers, laptops, cars, TVs, microwaves, school buses, VCRs, impacted teeth, gutters, fences, garage doors, plumbing, commercial vehicles, bathtubs, with either using a Estwing Hammer, Chainsaw, Meat Clever, or Jack Hammer while recovering from a bad hangover the night before.

Work Habits:

Usually stumbles into work after a 24 hour raided party that caused them to post bail, and just after watching Jerry Springer, and can do so because they are related to the boss.

TV Shows a Hackerjack likes:

McHales Navy, F-Troop, Jerry Springer, WWF, and COPS (see how many friends are on there)
It's a type person who refuses to listen to expert advise or opinions, and claims to be talented enough to be either a brain surgeon, rocket scientist, rock star, president, or WWF wrestler all at the same time - and is never wrong about anything.

A Hackerjack maybe your next car or bus mechanic that works on your vehicle, but isn't qualified, so he hacks away at it.
by Jack Smidey January 11, 2008
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Hackerman

As soon as you get inside you partner you pull out a laptop and put it on their back and shout I'm in
Dude I hackerman'd my way into my girlfriend last night
by Sugarloaf88 March 11, 2019
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Twilight Hack

A common software mod for the wii. By use of a glitch in "Zelda: Twilight Princess," you can play unauthorized homebrew software and illegal copies or backups of wii and gamecube games without having to install a modchip. It also enables you to play games from other regions (ie Japanese games on a US Wii).

Because the hack requires loading a hacked save file, a Wii, a copy of "Zelda: Twilight Princess", and an SD card are required. And it requires a GENUINE copy of the game for WII, no gamecube or pirated versions.

This *does* void the warranty, but only *if* Nintendo finds out.
"Whoa, how'd you play that Japanese game on your American Wii without installing a mod chip?"

"I used the Twilight Hack. Go look it up on Urban Dictionary."
by chickenwing71x January 5, 2009
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Kaizo Hack

Super Mario World(for the Super Nintendo), has a program which allows you to edit levels, and different aspects of the game. A Kaizo hack refers to a modified version of the game(KAIZO mario world), that is extremely hard, and usually requires many game-overs, or emulator tools to complete even one level.

Kaizo hacks usually include aspects such as these:
1. Forcing you to do certain things in a level which were normally not necessary in the original Super Mario World
2. Giving you power-ups, JUST to take them away from you to get passed another part
3. Making the time limit low so that the player must complete the level very quickly
The pit of despair by MoltovMarioWorld, is an extreme example of a kaizo hack. Evil Mario World by Danmakufublargel, and Training for kaizo by PostCardmy are other examples.
by 4lbatross February 8, 2009
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Hacking the lights

Being unjustly accused of hacking the fluorescent lights while they flicker because you happened to texting on your Samsung Galaxy smartphone. The accuser is commonly a whorish paraprofessional with back pain caused by sleeping on the Target bench dividers at night.
My: *texting on my brand new Samsung Galaxy smartphone*

The overhead lights: *begin to rapidly flicker*

Whore para: WTF are ya doin, ya sped!! Stop hacking the lights!
by wpkoski September 11, 2021
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Hacking Heaven

When the laity would donate cash; cryptocurrencies and NFTs; prized items like gold, diamond, coins, stamps, and paintings; and properties, so that the clergy could intercede for them before God to have their sins and those of their loved ones forgiven—generous or ostentatious donations on a regular basis would only set in motion a bountiful reward on high, be it material or/and spiritual blessings.
To upgrade the status of deceased family members from hell to purgatory, or from purgatory to heaven, the “political messiah” is encouraging his ultra-MAGA patriots to go to his “anointed” or “Vatican-approved” website to buy indulgences or “get-out-of-hell tickets” for them, and also for their own future sins—he’s hacking heaven by resurrecting or normalizing the banned spiritual practice of the Church.
by Fasters April 8, 2023
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mole hacking

When a mix of tobacco and marijuana are grounded up and smoked out of a bong/water pipe
After they finished mole hacking with ernie, the gsg gang felt very light headed and shacked
by Easy Ernie November 6, 2012
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