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free hooker

A chick who’ll do anything a hooker would but with the benefit of not having to pay for her services. She gets wet just thinking about hard dick and can’t wait to get pounded by it over and over. Her favorite thing is to get paid in jizz shot in and on various parts of her body while she begs for more.
Eric: Yo bro, you ready to go grab some food?

Tom: Yeah, just let me get rid of my free hooker first, I already fed her when I shot my load down her throat, she liked it so much she came back for seconds.
by cherrybomb69 March 18, 2011
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Hooters

Main eating establishment for men whose girlfriends have small breasts.
"Hooters makes me happy! Wish my damn wife had some tits."
by KingdomCum January 23, 2003
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hooker sex

He's a lousy kisser, so I just had hooker sex with him.
by Rizzzle November 16, 2006
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hookerfink

noun; pussy, normally belonging to a guys sister, and the act of incest. An overly hot/done (usually with botox, silicone, or overdone make-up, whoreish, but not quite there) woman, or teens pussy.

Hookerfinkish- adj; to look like a pussy, or to be in the essence of hooker-like beauty; To look like one has hookerfink.
When told to leave a party because of un-popularity, one girl may reply to the "party thrower" "go suck hookerfink betch!" meaning as an insult, like go fvck yourself!, or go fvck your sister, or something like that.

"what a hookerfinkish whore!"; What a hookerfinkish bar/club"-refering to a club with loose pussy or sluts everywhere.
by airee47584 March 17, 2008
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hooderific

Having displayed profound gangster qualities
Matt seemed quite thugged out today, some may even say he was hooderific
by bob-dizzle March 12, 2010
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Hooker Cards

Advertisements in the form of trading cards that you receive in Vegas while walking down the strip.
flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.

Tourist: "What's that sound?"
Mexican: "Ladies, smoke, week, blow, strip club?"
Tourist: "How about a pile of those hooker cards?"
Mexican: flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.

Tourist 2: "What's that sound?"
by Michelle Spirits March 18, 2010
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hoofter

Hoofter is a homosexual male, who enjoys joking about his gayness bc he is comfortable with his sexuality.
Friend: "Oi ya hoofter"

Homo: "Aye thats me pal, hoofter poofter"
by Hoofter 3000 May 3, 2018
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