Bloomfield Hills

A city in Michigan where drugs, sex, alcohol, and general superficiality are a vital part of reality. Where you can charge a slice of pizza on plastic, go to Somerset on weekends, Old Woodward, Bham, and the Palladium (overcrowded with middle schoolers in the summer), Shops at the Top, a bar on every corner(hookah), sixth graders with cells, and private school rivals (+ the public schools that hate them all). Houses that wrap around an entire street. Where there are more country clubs than banks, and porche driving soccer moms popping their collars, and no one gives a shit about the West Coast (even though a winter home is nice). 16 yr olds get mustangs for their first cars and our addiction is popularity. The girls for the most part are pretty bitchy, but hot. Everyone has a northface at age 5...located in oakland county- THE REAL OC BITCHESS, designer anything is the way to go

i like your range rover, youre a bloomfield hills kid huh?

by doobies4u November 18, 2005

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fountain hills

A small town located in Arizona where 90% of the people are old but the other 10% are spoiled brats. It's okay, though, because they're funny brats with sweet hair. In this magical city, you can get high without the drugs. It has many good features such as rude, unhygenic Subway workers and crazy men who stand outside with turtle whistles. Also, there is a closed down bowling alley, a Be(a)lls, and a wall that continuously gets vandalized with "SMOKE WEEK EVERY DAY."

why the fuck doesn't fountain hills have a movie theatre??

by the real ZEST February 17, 2007

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Hillsburrito

A common Oregonian slang term for Hillsboro, Oregon. Due to it's dominant population of Hispanics.

Hey me and Misti went out to Hillsburrito to pick up a couple tacos from a roach coach.

by JohnnyTwentySix August 24, 2005

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Hitlar

1. A 1980 Pakistani film in which Hitlar, the son of Adolf Hitler, terrorizes a Pakistani village.
2. A common, often intentional, misspelling of Hitler.
3. A unit used to rate the absurdity of movie plot premises. The plot of "Hitlar" is set equal to one Hitlar.

1. I can't find any place to buy "Hitlar".
2. OMFG u r = teh hitlar!!!!11111
3. "Army of Darkness" ranks 0.4 Hitlars.

by Lord Pomposity March 24, 2007

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