(Also see HasselAss) A bonde, republican girl who co-hosts "the view." She also has a brain the size of a peanut. She also get's her facts wrong., and should be fired from "the view".
Person A: God I really hate that girl Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Her facts aren't even right!
Person B: Yeah, she even says Obama is a terrorist. What an idiot
Person B: Yeah, she even says Obama is a terrorist. What an idiot
by Democrats4ever July 1, 2009
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Dude 1: Who is that random guy in the Spongbob Movie?
Dude 2: David Hasselhoff.
Dude 1: Who's That?
Dude 2: A Fankenstein Like Creature The Germans Created, Thinking They Could Match The Great Chuck Norris.
Dude 1: Wow The Germans Fail.
Dude 2: David Hasselhoff.
Dude 1: Who's That?
Dude 2: A Fankenstein Like Creature The Germans Created, Thinking They Could Match The Great Chuck Norris.
Dude 1: Wow The Germans Fail.
by 3camman November 29, 2010
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A Hassel is very outgoing, super smart, and loves to party. When it gets around 2 a.m. she gets super strange. She enjoys hanging out with her friends, and she is usually the life of the party. All of her friends want her to be their sister, because she is already like one. All the guys want to date her, but she is only into guys who are smart and aren't perverted. Hassel's always pick her friends over any guy. A Hassel is just all around awesome, and everyone should have a Hassel.
Who should I invite to the party tomorrow?
Dude, definately Hassel!
Psh, she was the first one I invited!
Wow, who is that girl?
Oh, that's Hassel.
Wow, she is amazing! I want her.
Sorry, she is taken. Lucky guy.
No kidding!
I think I am going to ask out Hassel for a date tomorrow.
She is going to a party tomorrow with her friends.
........Maybe I should wait till next week.
Good idea, bro.
Dude, definately Hassel!
Psh, she was the first one I invited!
Wow, who is that girl?
Oh, that's Hassel.
Wow, she is amazing! I want her.
Sorry, she is taken. Lucky guy.
No kidding!
I think I am going to ask out Hassel for a date tomorrow.
She is going to a party tomorrow with her friends.
........Maybe I should wait till next week.
Good idea, bro.
by Your Worst Nightmare........jk October 2, 2011
Get the Hassel mug.1. To drink your face off after a hard day's work as in "I worked really hard this week. I'm definitely getting Hasselhoffed tonight."
2. To drink enough alchol that eating a cold burger seems like a good idea. "Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."
2. To drink enough alchol that eating a cold burger seems like a good idea. "Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."
"I worked really hard this week. I'm definitely getting Hasselhoffed tonight."
"Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."
"Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."
by Weaponxyz May 17, 2007
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She likes to eat pasta and she is definitely a lebsian, but still like pp.
She hav bald brother.
She likes to eat pasta and she is definitely a lebsian, but still like pp.
She hav bald brother.
by aremu January 31, 2021
Get the Hashleen mug.Hashley is a Bad Bitch that is independent and free spirited. She loves to entertain and is the life of the party. She gets things done and is basically an Ashley but spicy. Get a Hashley in your life and cherish because she’s one of a kind.
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There is rich and then there is HASSELHOFF RICH!!
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Martha Stewart is rich but she is not Hasselhoff Rich
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