da guns

The forming of you hands to look like hand guns, followed closely by the ridiculous movement of your hands back and forth to repeatedly point at someone. This will normally be done at the end of a bad joke and performed by someone who lacks social skills pointing to the person who they failed at making fun of.

Stephen- Nice slippers
Aaron- Their Moccasins
Stephen- Oh, well i'll just have to 'mock' you more then. <does da guns while speaking>
Aaron- <stares down stephen>
Stephen- <quietly walks away in shame>

by bsaxbuc December 15, 2008

gun fucker

A person who fucks his gun, most likely in Texas

Those gun fuckers can't handle the snow.

by ultralitepro April 7, 2016

finger guns

A way for creepy people with porn mustaches to say hello or "I understand". Hold your fingers in the shape of guns (use both hands for maximum effect) and point at someone who just arrived. Bend thumbs to simulate shooting your finger guns and make a clicking sound with your mouth. May be accompanied with a wink in extreme cases.

That dude that looks like he just fell out of the 70's just offered me a piece of candy and then winked and gave me finger guns. I said no.

by K1dCuervo February 27, 2008

Hachine Gun

When someone's laugh sounds like a machine gun and the surrounding friends bust out their air machine guns until said laughter ceases, typically perpetuating the laughter and the air machine guns!

The joke was so good, she busted out her hachine gun, leaving collateral damage everywhere.

by MMcNutt January 5, 2016

spunk gun

A hypothetical gun shaped spunk container with the ability to fir jets of cum (spunk) over whoever the assailant wishes. Can cause massive facial action

you want me to shoot you in the face with my spunk gun bitch?

by TCgossip August 4, 2007

gun factory

Another name for the gym. It is where you go to work on 'the guns' i.e. arms. and build them up.

'Shall we go down the gun factory and build the arms up?'

by Gunnermatic January 10, 2007

dude guns

When a person starts of their statements with excessive uses of "dude", sometimes not even finishing one statement of dude to start the next.

Dude Gunner: "Dude, dude, du, dude, du, dude, thats not how it goes"

Innocent Bystander: "Wow, that dude just pulled out the dude guns"

by Go get some cereal February 5, 2010