Greg

Greg is someone who is cool to himself, when really in real life, no one likes him. No one understands him, and no one likes to be around him. He is one to be seen farting on girls, and walking old ladies across the street and get them hit by buses.

omg did you see greg last night? how does he have friends? oh wait. he doesn't

by AlaylayChips October 20, 2016

Greg

A white dude. Brown hair, any eye color, average height, average build, typically nothing too exciting about him. High possibility of blatant homosexuality.

Becky1: "He's kinda cute."
Becky2: "Nah he looking like a Greg."

by GotDatHang08 November 15, 2017

greg

A brown diseased piece of male waste emitted while having sex.

I greged my gf last night

by PenisSatan November 7, 2017

Gregging

A term used to describe going to the bakery 'Greggs' and buying food for a meal or snack

Mikki: "Hey, Binks! You gregging for lunch today?"
Binks: "Nah, I'm going subway!"

by Aries-Chan November 10, 2009

Greg

A White male whith a 13 inch cock

look at that greg over there

by ggggggggggggggggg. January 3, 2019

Greg

Cool dude to say the least. Has a certain fetish for quesadillas. Because of his awkward build Greg can somehow swish balls. Greg is a pretty blue dude as well. He might be a beaner someday. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

"Greg my beaner, to cool to surpass!!!" Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Therealonefacxt February 6, 2019

Greg

Dan Gonzales’ subscribers and thicc army of beautiful people

Sarah is truly GREG

I AM GREG

by Slurppthatnoodle May 18, 2018