Ham for the Gram

When you overact in front of the camera

Playin up for social media

I always ham for the gram If I know someone is recording

She is totes a ham for the gram!

by Bld84t April 18, 2021

gram crap

A gram crap is a person who is a cutie pie makes all the bitches fall in love with his cute face. Looks innocent but can be a real monster if left unattended.

Aye yo gram crap stop making a mess! Ehpabbaaa

by Romy.VQ15 February 8, 2021

'gram

Short for Instagram

A kid on the 'gram put me a like yesterday.

by Creta March 11, 2019

grams cracka

A grams cracka is a very white grandma!!!! You know who they are.

*on the freeway in the fast lane*
"Why is this person going soooo slowly"
*passes*
"Ohhhhhh she's a grams cracka"

by Jojo33 July 17, 2015

Gram

BIG HAWT OLD PERSON

I WOULD SMASH THAT GRAM

by xx_gramlover_xx August 18, 2021

Gram

The act of posting on Instagram.

You Gram that yet bro?
Just sittin here Gramin.

by Kap21 May 10, 2018

The Fitness Gram Pacer Test

a running capability test usually used on children to test their ability to run. this was especially common in elementary schools in the early 2000s to 2015, however, its recently fell out of fashion in some schools, due to children now being special little fucking snowflakes who cant run for their life.

this was also referred to as a torture method for 2nd and 5th graders, as the test is timed for every lap (running from point A, to point B back to point A), and this time limit goes up faster. most crotch goblins cant get past lap 5-7

"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start."

or

Mike: "holy shit, i just finished the fitness gram pacer test"
Bryan: "damn, i only could make it to lap 5 before i passed out"

by Zer0Rebel4 November 9, 2020