Gram Cracker

An awesome grandma.

Yes, She is my gram cracker.

by Christopher Ferry May 12, 2019

Gram-cracker

Gramaw + Craker. A racist, old, white person. Works for Male and Female.

Betty Brown is a Gram-cracker that wants Asian-Americans to have more Americanized names that are "easier" to say. Good luck, Betty Brown.

by stinkystee May 18, 2009

gustav gram

a person who has a middle parting that looks like "Manfred" from ice age

"john" look over there, that guy look likes manfred from ice age!
"pete" oh he must be a gustav gram

by quackerer October 23, 2023

spam gram

You use "spam gram" on a private account usually since you spam a lot.

Hey follow my new spam gram

by crazygirl2001 April 19, 2016

skid-o-gram

When you leave a message in the toilet bowl sent via skid mark for the next person to receive.

Mark: Did you drop ass in the bathroom?

Dale: Yes. And I also left a skid-o-gram for Matt to receive!

by knobross69 January 18, 2024

the daily gram

A substance one consumes in rather small amounts on an absolute daily basis; from caffeine to cocaine... not that they're addicted or anything...

the daily gram:
garlic bread
chocolate
caffeine
Tide Pods
weed
cocaine

by lkajsdfiwemca March 17, 2018

Grama gram

A grama gram is when your grandma gives you a gram of dope to share with your friends.

Hey were going to be higher than a giraffes pussy after we smoke this grama gram.

by KISSandSWELL March 12, 2024