Post-Google Depression

The sinking feeling that you get after realizing that you are worthless and insignificant. This comes about after one googles there own name and nothing but facebook pages for a different "place your name here" in Canada appears.

Person 1: I hate my life
Suicide Hotline: Why?
Person 1: Post-Google Depression
Suicide Hotline: Oh, then its not only you that hates you. Its god. Are you Jewish by any chance?

by Mac___Crazy September 27, 2010

google translate

A site that has single handedly saved my foreign language grade

Google Translate: A a guardian watching over me

by dont_care77 March 5, 2017

Alternate Google

Many versions of www.google.com.

poogle, kizoogle, and froogle are all Alternate Googles.

by flclimax1 November 24, 2007

googletheshitoutofit

To excessively google andy topic, word, phrase, person, that you need to find out information about.

Hey bro,

Whats the name of that website were you add new words to a dictionary.

I dont know cuz, googletheshitoutofit

by Professor Spendsers December 10, 2009

googlecation

Taking a vacation using Google Maps Street View. Even cheaper than a staycation.

I googlecationed in Paris this afternoon at a little cafe near the Eifel tower. It was lovely.

by meshelleee March 2, 2009

Googledexterous

Proficiency or expertise in using search engines, such as Google, to find helpful or meaningful results, especially through the use of parameters and boolean operators.

I couldn't figure out what was wrong, but my googledexterous roommate found a forum post with a solution. Who knew a bachelor's in library science would pay off?

by HildegardvonBingen June 9, 2009

google torture

Google Torture (noun) When you Google old friends and classmates and and keep going until you find out that they way are more successful than you are and you haven't done jackshit.

I stayed up last night playing Google Torture until I lost all of my self esteem.

by Lansana Jahun October 11, 2010