Golden Rule

It's not gay when it's in a 3-way. Not to be confused with the ethnic of reciprocity.

the lonely island song about the Golden Rule

by John "Lugh" Fowler July 1, 2011

golden butthole

A term used for someone who rarely or never gets diarrhea, not matter what they eat

Matt can eat all the Taco Bell in the world, cause he has a golden butthole.

by jonnigga February 22, 2015

Golden Rectum

A rectum capable of eating chipotle without blood.

I don't have to use chipotleaway, I have a golden rectum.

by Ralph Maloy October 19, 2009

Golden Shoes

A feeling of contentment and peace, like you don't need anything else.

Etymology: The feeling you'd get if you had shoes made of gold.

Stranger: Wow, that was an epic ping pong match you just won! You must be feeling great!?
Me: I'm golden shoes baby!

by PP_GS December 20, 2018

Golden Peaks

When a person covers their nipples in golden juices and proceeds to run to up Mount Everest in order to make fat cash on their OnlyFans stream.

Katie: I’m to use my golden peaks to make bank
Discord Kitten: Show us your feet babyyyyy gurllllll
Katie: Thanks for the $420 donation

by SteveHarvey7 October 21, 2022

Golden Friendy

The act of jerking off a close friend while taking a piss. This usually takes place in a bathroom stall at the bar.

Friend: "have you guys seen Brie? I've been looking for her for atleast an hour now"

Other friend: "yeah man, last time I saw her she was giving Reid a golden friendy in the bathroom"

Friend: "savage"

Other friend: "yeah"

by Thatdude1991 July 11, 2016

golden gong

a sexual act in which a woman performs oral sex on a man and prior to ejaculation, the man urinates in her mouth; immediately after this, the man removes his still erect penis from the woman's mouth and slaps her in the cheek with it.

Man, I tried giving my girlfriend the golden gong last night, but she spit all my pee out when I pulled out.

by eproctophilia April 2, 2009