gobshite

my mate rob

erm, my mate rob is a gobshite

by jon August 13, 2003

gobsmack

to unexpectedly or suddenly hit someone or something in the mouth. Often done in anger or with the intent to injure. Almost always done with whatever is nearest at hand.

"I gobsmacked that bully with my biology book."
"Billy said he was not going to get off my new bike. I gobsmacked him into changing his mind with my book bag."

by R Lord February 8, 2008

Gobshite

Shite, that is pronounced from the mouth.

This dictionary rules!

that's complete and utter gobshite.

by Cloud! May 27, 2004

gobstopper

when your boyfriends shlong is too big to blow

hey vinnie, thats some gobstopper, its a hand job for you tonite

by kirsty November 19, 2003

gobshites

Someone who is supposedly gay with his cousin.

GM Typer and Coleslaw are Gobshites.

by DeadzeroCustom September 25, 2003

gobshite

Dubious practice of defacation consumption, believed to be enjoyed by minor celebrities, including Dougie Donnelly. Allegedly.

"£10 for a blowjob, or £50 for a full gobshite."

by quijibo81 June 21, 2006

Gobsmacked

Similar to a lemon party, this sexual act involved older and younger people, however it is an elderly lady with largely saggy boobs that is getting her 'gobs smacked' by a younger male.

Much like a kitten plays with a yarn of wool, batting it around in fascination, the young male smacks the old bat's boobs however he likes
It is also when an old lady wants to get a bit frisky and use her saggy boobs to smack a young male's gob or other parts of his body.

Male: Dude last night an old lady gobsmacked me, it was so good!

Old lady: Oh darling you wouldn't believe how well that 20 year old gobsmacked me last night, it was delightful!

by Bobetta Bobbington May 11, 2011