German Bath

a more elaborate version of a 'Dutch Oven' where the unwilling participant is held underneath the bed covers while the assailant gently shits the bed.

"She broke up with me when my dutch oven accidently turned into a German Bath. There was shit everywhere...."

by Two Robs December 13, 2012

German race

The German race is by natural selection, the greatest race to grace the Earth. German blood is by default a gift from god as the German people are the greatest of them all.

Person 1: what is you’re race?
Person 2: I am of the German race

by Master race 123 January 30, 2020

Gerome

Reliable type of guy who go out of his way to finish a favor. Pre-diamond, 5 points deducted, MVP of any team except Alex's. Second place etech cup winner. This guy will never win but will always have your back. The underdog of all human males.

Oh man, that guy is such a Gerome.
Congratulations on placing Gerome.
It's Gerome with a G, not a J

by Gerome with a J November 22, 2017

German Ferris Wheel

This is when four people play musical chairs naked.

"Hey, gang how about we all join for a little round of German Ferris Wheel.

by Notorious b.y.r.o.n June 8, 2009

Geometry

An idiotic class with no real point. The Pythagorean Theorem is a very good example. You know, A squared plus B squared equals SUCKS.

Geometry is often taught by ugly old men with gray hair.

by Kitkatbar November 4, 2007

German helmet

A slang term for the head of a penis, because they look similiar; specifically German WWII (Nazi) Army and SS Helmets.

Proof that Nazi's are literally dickheads.

by The Big H May 13, 2005

geometry

1. n. An exotic form of torture
2. v. To impose geometric reasoning upon one's student or advisary.

1. n. I had to go to geometry at 8:00 in the morning. I think I'll kill myself now.
2. v. My geometry teacher geometried me. It hurt.

by bill November 19, 2002