Geek Wads 

A derogatory nickname for Best Buy’s IT team the Geek Squad, primarily because they are so incapable of even adequately communicating with other humans.

Many times I’ve engaged the Geek Wads with a question that I’ve found they are sorely inadequate to even remotely comprehend; they see people like me as profoundly “retarded” and they frankly need translators who can understand both the English language as well as Geek to help them get the complex and extraordinarily fast responses they muster into a format I am capable of grasping.

Geek Wads by Dr Bunnygirl October 1, 2019

geek boat 

derisive term used to describe any grouping of dweebs, geeks, nerds, et al who are about to collectively engage in an activity that will only bring further embarrassment, humiliation and shame upon all of them. 'Boat' is akin to the Titanic, sailing somewhat naively along, oblivious of the impending disaster about to unfold.

Friend : Hey, wouldja look at all the geeks lined up outside the Palladium for the Taylor Swift concert ?
Me: Good Gawd, don't they know there IS no Taylor Swift concert tonight ? That was just a bunch of wise-asses from school who put up phony posters all over town to see what dips would be dumb enough to show up !
Friend : Hey, you're right, and the door they're lined up at isn't the entrance, either. It's a makeshift corridor to the construction workers porta-john on the other side !! LOL

Me : LOL What a bunch of dopey schmucks !!
Friend : What a geek boat !!

geek boat by Virgin Suicides October 18, 2017

closet geek 

A person who is truely a geek at home and mayby to some geeky freinds, but mantains a punliv persona that is not geeky.

Jock/Prep/...: I pretend to hate video games in public, but then spend 20 hours a week playing FPSs online, I'm such a closet geek.

closet geek by Jesse Surrette March 9, 2005

Geek 

Not to be confused with Nerd. A geek does not have to be smart, a Geek is someone who is generaly not athletic, and enjoys Video Games; Comic Books; being on the internet, and etc.

Only a geek would waste their time on the internet, defining geek on urbandictionary.com

Geek by Sknywhtboy88 November 5, 2004

The geek

Something very funny.

Man that movie was the geek.

The geek by Theandrejumper5 May 16, 2018

geekdom 

The whole set of geeks in the world, or a particular field of interest.

All of RPG geekdom mourns the passing of Gary Gygax, creator of Dungeons and Dragons.

geekdom by JohnJRon March 4, 2008

Geek Girl, Hot

A female, obsessively interested in fantasy or technological, or non-academic subjects, who is also smoking hot. Only 18 of these rare and beautiful creatures are know to exist in the wild.

"This here is rare footage of the Geek Girl, Hot in her natural habitat. As she solders her Atari 2600, male geeks look on. A fight to the death shall soon ensue among them, as to who gets to pass their seed along though this magnificent and almost-extinct creature."

Geek Girl, Hot by TheDecrapitator October 7, 2009