I walked into my roommates room and found cartons of lo mein noodles. In the corner of the room I saw what seemed to look like a body. Upon closer inspection I realized it was clothing stuffed with lo mein noodles with the crotch cut out of the pants for sexual intercourse. Oh snap! He is a gastrophiliac. f$#%.
by lo man April 20, 2011
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Can also be known as "Gayoritay."
Can also be known as "Gayoritay."
by Drewskiii May 10, 2011
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The bizarre sounds my stomach makes after I eat a lot of spicy food. Sometimes it sounds like there is a marching band in there.
Max: "What's with the noise, do you guys here anything?"
Sam: (Out of a sudden); "Uhm no, it's just my stomach, gastrophonics again."
Max: "Lmao, your stomach does know how to spin that shit!"
"OMG, I ATE SO MUCH, HOLD IT UP GUYS, I HAVE MY GASTROPHONICS COMING UP!"
Sam: (Out of a sudden); "Uhm no, it's just my stomach, gastrophonics again."
Max: "Lmao, your stomach does know how to spin that shit!"
"OMG, I ATE SO MUCH, HOLD IT UP GUYS, I HAVE MY GASTROPHONICS COMING UP!"
by Epictrishax September 6, 2012
Get the Gastrophonics mug.A massacre occurring in your intestines after eating something either spoiled or something you know you shouldn't have.
ex: Yo man, that cheesecake caused serious gastrogenocide last night. I had diarrhea coming out of my ears
ex: Yo man, that cheesecake caused serious gastrogenocide last night. I had diarrhea coming out of my ears
ex: Yo man, that cheesecake caused serious gastrogenocide last night. I had diarrhea coming out of my ears
by The Naked One July 10, 2014
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Person #2: Yeah, he died pretty quickly after being diagnosed with gastrophotistrol.
Person #2: Yeah, he died pretty quickly after being diagnosed with gastrophotistrol.
by Snoogz July 19, 2014
Get the Gastrophotistrol mug.1. (Noun) The abbreviation of gathering to gatho, however it was a very shit gatho with distinct homosexual overtones.
2.(Noun) The abbreviation of gathering to gatho, however the dick to pussy ratio was cancerously close to a sausagefest.
2.(Noun) The abbreviation of gathering to gatho, however the dick to pussy ratio was cancerously close to a sausagefest.
Dude #1 - Hey man, how was your weekend?
Dude #2 - Pretty average, had a gaytho.
Dude#3 - Dang! That sucks!
Dude #2 - Pretty average, had a gaytho.
Dude#3 - Dang! That sucks!
by McConney, O December 19, 2015
Get the gaytho mug.Combination of gastro- (related to the stomach) and roulette (a gamble). In short, gambling with your stomach. You might get sick from what you eat.
"I don't go to that restaurant anymore, the gastroulette odds are against me."
"Let's try that food truck. Nothing like a little gastroulette to keep things interesting."
"Let's try that food truck. Nothing like a little gastroulette to keep things interesting."
by pistachioceanic June 13, 2016
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