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Andrew Garfield

Very talented British actor who played a guy called Tom in Sugar Rush (which was well funny btw) VANESSAAAAA!! Will become very popular soon due to him being cast as Peter Parker/Spiderman in the new Spiderman re-boot. His other name is THE GRAVIY MAN due to his hair defying gravity (like the song from Wicked). The gravity man is cool!
Hey, you know that Andrew Garfield fella?
Errrrr.....no
C'mon you gotta know who I'm talkin 'bout
Hmmm.....
Also known as the gravity man
OH YEAH! He's so cool
Finally you get it!
by masked-moonlight August 15, 2010
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Garfielding

To receive oral sex whilest eating lasagna.
John told me he spent last night garfielding. I'm not friends with John anymore.
by GrokMonkey August 6, 2011
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Garfield

A sexual act involving shoving uncooked lasagna up someone's anus and waiting for it to melt inside, after which a man has anal sex with the one with lasagna in their anus. When the man nuts, the mixture seeps out and is basically a salty lasagna.
Jhon: Hey Dave, I heard you Garfielded Heather last night.

Dave: Yeah, doing the Garfield gets get to come every time.
by Metami May 6, 2018
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Garfield Sandwitch Face

by Jonnnay September 25, 2003
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garazi

noun- feminine term for wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man/ universal term for both domestic and foreign pain in the buttocks/a paradoxical creature comprised of great love and ferociousness- like God works in mysterious ways
I was bed-ridden for weeks with a bad garazi, first in Mexico then at home.

There is a surplus of garazis at the wacky waving inflatable tube man rental headquarters.

For some reason I felt great affection when she berated me so viciously, that woman's a garazi if I've ever known one.
by R.P.H December 31, 2011
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garavito_milk_shot

when a lonely cholo beats his dick to the death and pretends its the last second in a soccer game--gooooaaaaalllllll..........And tried to make the money shot in the basket (his mouth)
garavito_milk_shot
by mgaravito January 29, 2009
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Garfield

the most retarded and un-funny comic in exsistance that somehow grosses ~1billion dollars a year on stupid consumers
Garfield: DERP HERP DERP
Audience: hahaha lets spend money
by Both Chooch and Bambam June 12, 2010
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