So I was walking down the street playing my N-Gage, and some fat kid pointed at me and laughed. Then someone shouted "N-GAGED!"
by Bane December 23, 2003

When a "Gage" takes damage (in a video game) they decide that their life should be gone. The "Gage" will run out and find the fasted way possible to die, as they believe that their life isn't worth living anymore.
by John the Window Licker June 22, 2021

Gage Schaffer is the name given to an incredibly god-like man. He who bears this name will not need to worry about life, everything will come to him simply because of the name. Women, money, luck, friends, etc. No matter what, the rare amount of people with this name wont need to worry about life because life will cater to his every need.
Guy 1: Dude that's Gage Schaffer over there isn't it?
Guy 2: Yeah it is.. better let him have sex with my girlfriend while I make him supper and light his cigarette when they are done.
Guy 1: Yep.. dude has got it made..
Guy 2: Yeah it is.. better let him have sex with my girlfriend while I make him supper and light his cigarette when they are done.
Guy 1: Yep.. dude has got it made..
by Tikkitz April 17, 2011

The Coolest most amazingest man in the world. Also the Best Warhammer player in the world. also the most humble and most sexy and best man in the world. Will own the world.
by Amazing manasdfasdf October 31, 2008

When you send a video of you nutting to a bra pic and send it to your ex and she says,"oh yes daddy" then blocks you. 2 days later after this you invite friends to sleep over and let them pin you down and search through your gandmas ipad and get evidence to expose the thot to others that get fooled by the ways. Then you get a nerf sword shoved up your ass along with another one of your friends
by Gotm_oof October 13, 2017

by Parker Kleyer December 9, 2003

ghetto neighborhood in Illinois full of ghetto people, ghetto drugs, ghetto houses, ghetto cars, ghetto roads, and GHETTO CHILDREN WHO HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ELDERS!!! home of the biggest black bus stop in history, jesse oaks, and the convenience stop... if i were you, which i know your looking up gages lake on urban dictionary, so you must live here, i would MOVE!!!
by mynameisnotjacueessssee August 15, 2013
