Grootjen

To promise a group to join them on a trip, then cancel by telephone on the morning of departure.

Don't you pull a Grootjen on me!

by Beercummer June 17, 2008

Groated

Combination of gross and bloated, generally associated with menstrual ailments.

I can't go out tonight, I feel groated.

by TwistedPrincess February 20, 2011

Grooted

A spiritual term indicating that you are grounded and your roots are firmly set. Ready to take on any task and/or meditate.

I had to get really {grooted} before I spoke to my boss about the raise.

by Enchanted Angel Lights May 5, 2015

groot

to be swoll, buff, fit, athletic, and/or big. to attain muscle

"Dude you are looking groot today"
"You wanna hit the gym and get groot?"

by hyperassnigga123 August 13, 2015

Grotesque

Amusing by it's ridiculous character.

Man that drunk girl is grotesque, she can't stand up.

by Hubert Girard May 22, 2007

Grotey

Disgusting and Revolting.

The woman with the long armpit hair was Grotey.

by Sassyypants May 13, 2010

grot

Used to describe someone/something that is simultaneously horrible and fascinating. More specifically, used to describe someone that is simultaneously "grotesque" and "hot."

Oddly attractive, intriguing, or oddly pleasant

"While Jordin Sparks (on American Idol) is overweight and somewhat of a beast, she is grot" ie there is something oddly attractive about her.

by Kref July 18, 2007