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granny junkie

One who is addicted to banging their friends' grandmothers.

A younger individual who likes to eat rank, dusty, sour pussy.
John: Damn, your g-ma is looking fine!
Dave: God...what's wrong with you she's 85?!
Mike: Dude, that doesn't matter to John, you know he's a granny junkie. He banged my grandma twice last week!
by jumbo granny panties January 10, 2011
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granny fly

an older woman who tries to make herself look younger by wearing large amounts of make-up and/or the latest fashion clothing and accessories and/or often makes use of cosmetic surgery.
Does that granny fly really believe she looks attractive?
That granny fly must spend a fortune on cosmetics.
by Stormrider0 April 23, 2009
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granny nanny

One who has the care of an elderly family member.
A granny nanny performs tasks such as: housekeeping, laundry, shopping and meal preparation for an elder. As in: Her granny nanny arrived early to take her to the doctor.
by M. Spangenberg January 13, 2008
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Granny Squirl

When the pants on a woman fits incorrectly and you get the opposite to a cameltoe. Just some hanging loose pants looking like the triceps of grannies...
Wrong area looking guy 1: Gaaah that womans pants has a crap fit
Wrong area looking gue 2: Yeah, she has a granny squirl. Shit that is nasty looking.
by No gmilf for me February 19, 2013
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Granny FullMouth

A slutty female senior-citizen.
Boy 1: You sleep with old ladies??
Boy 2: Yeah man! Who doesn't like a little Granny FullMouth from time to time!?
by BrownSugarTail July 23, 2014
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Granny wrangler

A more crass term to describe the job of someone who works with the Geriatric community; particularly in the Dementia department of a hospice care company
I'm a granny wrangler in the Dementia department
by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015
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Felt Granny

An elderly hippy (Female). Often found wearing felt skirts/shawls with large wooden necklaces. Most commonly spotted in independent book stores, vegan cafes and campaigning against telephone masts. Can usually be identified when carrying a patchwork handbag and talking loudly about reusable mooncups and crystal healing techniques.
All i wanted was a coffee and this felt granny started telling me which runes helped her through menopause.
by OGsunshine May 29, 2018
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