Granny wrangler

A more crass term to describe the job of someone who works with the Geriatric community; particularly in the Dementia department of a hospice care company
by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015
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Granny Squirl

When the pants on a woman fits incorrectly and you get the opposite to a cameltoe. Just some hanging loose pants looking like the triceps of grannies...
Wrong area looking guy 1: Gaaah that womans pants has a crap fit
Wrong area looking gue 2: Yeah, she has a granny squirl. Shit that is nasty looking.
by No gmilf for me February 19, 2013
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Granny maracas

"Phillip sent us all a snapchat of his junk, he has the fucking smallest granny maracas"
by arcticmunkii June 19, 2016
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Granny Gargle

On a older ladies death bed, her dying wish is to have 5 or more men jerk off into she mouth forcing her to choke on the excess amounts of excrement leading to a lack of oxygen. This leads to her dying breath being completely made of cum.
Cause of death? ; granny gargle

My grandma said she wanted to participate in the granny gargle
by Granny guzler January 02, 2020
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granny boi

That one kid in ur class that gets bullied for NO FRICKEN REASON…….. well except for liking CB
by YyyYyYEeEAhhHh kid February 09, 2023
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granny fly

an older woman who tries to make herself look younger by wearing large amounts of make-up and/or the latest fashion clothing and accessories and/or often makes use of cosmetic surgery.
Does that granny fly really believe she looks attractive?
That granny fly must spend a fortune on cosmetics.
by Stormrider0 April 23, 2009
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granny booty

Bro she got that granny booty 😂
by Theylovvmal March 15, 2021
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