gp

annoying asf
obsessed with ian

gp is annoying asf and obsessed with ian.

by pepamadrigal029227633 January 21, 2022

I'm on gps

When you're on house arrest.

Hey John lets go out and function.
I can't Jimmy I'm on gps

by The.More.You.Know April 19, 2018

GP

"GP" Guranteed Pussy

Going to pick up this girl later that is GP, so I'll busy tonight.

by Justincredible August 14, 2022

Get a GPS

It is a phrase you can use when people don't know anything about anything. It means you are lost and you don't even know what's going on at one moment or situation in life.

Mike: Hey Carl i thought mary was your girl!
Carl: What? naw am dating Diana now!
Mike: Oh really?
Carl: Yeah man, you better Get a GPS and find yourself!

by Niggazuelan January 5, 2011

gp

You were tryna type in google but messed up and saw urbandictionary pop up and got curious.

Oh fuck, I meant to type in google but typed in gp instead, oh well.

by A shit pie December 16, 2017

GPS Liar

When you are using a GPS and are usually en route to a destination, and someone calls you to ask how far you are. Your reply is greatly exaggerated to make it seem like your 5 minutes away when in reality you're GPS says your are 30+ minutes away

Chris - "Yo bro i been calling you off the hook when are you going to be here my party starts in 10 minutes"

Dylan - "nigga im right around the corner ill be there in 5"

Chris - "naaa nigga your def a GPS Liar"

*GPS actual time = 35 minutes

by DylanMat12211 December 31, 2012

GP

game pigeon

“wanna play GP?” “what’s that?” “oh game pigeon”

by yourmomisnowmygf September 20, 2021