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glass-bottom boat

A person lies underneath a glass table while another person deficates on top of the table.
At the party Luke was a passenger on a glass-bottom boat.
by Al Tonen April 5, 2004
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glass cutter

When you can see the bulge of a man's package through his underwear resembling a standard glass cutting tool.
See George St. Pierre, G.S.P.

"Hey, did you see G.S.P's glass cutter when he pounded Thiago Alves?"
by Brown Nation BN July 11, 2009
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glass-licker

Someone who is so intrested in you that if there was a peice of glass between the two of you, the other person would practically be licking the glass.
You can back up now and quit being a glass-licker
by Kimmie Lange November 25, 2007
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glass dick

A loser piece of paraphenalia that is primarily used to smoke meth out of. You can make your own at home with an air freshener tube bought from your local gas station and a torch, that and an 8 ball and you'll be ten to twoing it all night by yourself as you wait in the bushes for hours to tax some guy who owes you dope or money for dope cause you won't get a real job and this is your only recreation and enjoyment, stalking your dopefiends who owe you money cause you're on one and you're, without a doubt, a MORON.
Michelle will never be anything but a dopefiend because she is too busy rolling a glass dick and fucking other women's husbands cause she is a nasty bag whore
by brandon's wife May 21, 2004
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glass eye

a term used to explain a lazy person who thinks he's the best. Looks good, doesn't work...
yeah, he's a glass eye...
by smoo lu'va January 15, 2008
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Glass Bottom boat

When a person shits on on top of a glass table, while someone under neath masturbates to it. like as you would watch fish in a real glass bottom boat.
Kelly did a glass bottom boat for me while i jacked off. She's such a freak!
by systemcontrol January 18, 2010
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glass trumpet

When one person validates another's virgin anus with some foreign object, such as a glass bottle, baseball bat or a set of num-chucks. Due to the fragility of the virgin ass, glass is used to repesent it's delicate nature.
Chuck Norris gives the world a glass trumpet on a daily basis.
by The Koala Catcher January 5, 2009
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