Gentleman's Trifecta

Puking, pooping and ejaculating either simultaneously, or in sequence.

Woke up this morning after a long night of drinking. I had to complete the Gentleman's Trifecta, and now I'm late for work.

by The VVintergeist February 25, 2014

Gentleman's adjustment

A polite British term for masturbation

William has just gone for a gentleman's adjustment

by xGryph September 19, 2015

Gentlemans pause

When a gentleman has completed anal coitus and proceeds to wipe his cock off with the nearest cloth before receiving oral.

After destroying the ladies asshole he took a gentlemans pause before devastating her throat.

by MLAJ December 3, 2016

Gentleman’s Library

A dude’s collection of porn including videos, pictures and erotica used for masturbation.

I spent the entire day perusing the collections of the gentleman’s library and well.....my balls are aching and drained.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

gentlemans parcel

penis and testicles. like 'man junk' only more refined.

Alan casually sat and manipulated his gentlemans parcel while opining on the majesty of the Spanish attacking thrust.

by vxrandall July 4, 2012

Gentleman's Five

1)To enjoy a period of around 5 minutes of self pleasure, including preparation, execution and recovery, with ones self in a private domain

2) To utilise the five digits necessary in a moment of solitary recluse, 'a shifty one', for momentary relief

I've had 2 gentleman's fives today already and its not even lunchtime

by Vasis March 24, 2011

Gentleman’s Jog

The courteous increase of one’s pace from a walk to a jog or sprint, ideally when moving faster will benefit another person/people who were being polite in the first place.

I saw the friendly truck driver letting me walk across the street even after the walk sign turned off so I picked up my pace and gave him a Gentleman’s Jog in return so he could quickly get on his way.

Kieran patiently held the door for Michael who was 20 feet away so Michael, being a stand up guy, kicked it in to 12th gear and returned Kieran’s favor with a Gentleman’s Jog. They passed through the door in a timely fashion, shook hands and parted ways.

by Misterbig April 28, 2020