butter gaffle

When one woman selfishly confiscates an entire load of cum that was meant to be fairly distributed between two or more women.

Don't invite Shanweeka to the party. She a bitch. Always on her butter gaffle when I'm tryin' to get mines. Girl gotta eat.

Johnny was just about to cum in my bunghole when Sandra took his cock out and butter gaffled his salty load.

by jjty2 February 1, 2014

goofs and gaffs

silly ahh goofy action

i fucked your mom for goofs and gaffs

by edrsta November 14, 2022

Gaffed off

Getting blown off; the act of blowing off

We were supposed to hang out I was gaffed off.

or

He's been gaffing me off

by Jack Ashton November 10, 2010

gaffer jacket

its a irish word for “house coat” or “dressing gown”

“oi pass me tha gaffer jacket, it’s fuckin freezin in here pal”

by yupthesesh101 November 1, 2018

Gaffer

Used in Ireland, "gaff" is slang for house in Ireland, "gaffer" means house party

"Josh I have a free gaff this weekend"
"You gonna have a gaffer?"
"Yeah mate it's gonna be whopper"

by Señor Chen November 28, 2016

Gaffed

To have have someone, particularly an old man, excessivly squeez your arm, sholder, butt, or any body part to the point where it almost looks like molestation.

Hey man look at what Brother John is doing to Billy.
Oh man, he's been gaffed.

by Dave and Kieran October 21, 2004

Gaffneying

Verb: the action of throwing out all your boyfriend or girlfriend's shit when you break up.

"Yeah, We have to break up in person I don't want any Gaffneying."

"I have to but a new tv, my girlfriend went Gaffneying after we broke up and tossed my stuf fin the dumpster the morning of garbage day"

by GossipyBitch October 24, 2011