fuckwit

A dodgy looking fellow (or fellet) usually holding a pregnant gerbil and suffering form a interned eye. also talking very loudly on the phone on trains and quiet public places. Fuckwits are most famous for sending you and E-mail then immediately phoning you to tell you they have sent that email, then discussing with you the content of it. Hence there being no point of sending it

"hello steve im a fuckwit"
or
"pardon me sir but your a fuckwit"

by Bulldog_SHS October 7, 2006

fuckwit

The language that kevs/chavs speak.
Hard to understand and incoherent.

Guy: Sorry, i don't speak fuckwit

by Kill chavs. Now. December 24, 2004

fuckpot

can be used as a term of endearment or to address a Catholic school girl

shayla: hey fuckpot
alana: aww u sexy whore i love u!

by Alana December 2, 2004

Fuckititis

Having a "fuck it" attitude towards (usually) important work that needs to be done by a certain time.

Proper medical term to explain procrastination.

Lisa had 3 term papers due next week but she caught a case of fuckititis and went to a party instead.

by Jane Doughski April 5, 2009

fuckpig

1) N. One who has sexual intercourse often.
2) Adj. Ugly, fat.

1) Dude, your mom is a fuckpig!
2) Your mom is so fuckpig.

by b07 July 20, 2004

Fuckwit

Someone of low intelligence, a complete and utter numb nut

"How the hell could you walk into that door?,you fuckwit!"

by Mishap. September 4, 2008

fuckwittage

the sort of thing men do because they are too proud/stupid/male to say what they mean/ask for help, etc.

He ended up with pants two sizes too big due to general fuckwittage.

by mazareen February 10, 2010