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The notable swing of moods during one's Freshman year of college, especially if you are living in a dorm or otherwise away from your parents. You can experience the highs of excessive partying, hooking up with hot strangers (or strangers you thought were hot at the time), and basking in the freedom of living somewhere other than home. However, within that same span of time, you'll live the lows characterized by endless vomiting/toilet-hugging, a pregnancy scare or six, and missing the home you were so keen on getting away from. Cured through learning to balance these highs and lows with actually doing homework and attending class (i.e. why you're there in the first place).
The notable swing of moods during one's Freshman year of college, especially if you are living in a dorm or otherwise away from your parents. You can experience the highs of excessive partying, hooking up with hot strangers (or strangers you thought were hot at the time), and basking in the freedom of living somewhere other than home. However, within that same span of time, you'll live the lows characterized by endless vomiting/toilet-hugging, a pregnancy scare or six, and missing the home you were so keen on getting away from. Cured through learning to balance these highs and lows with actually doing homework and attending class (i.e. why you're there in the first place).
Annamaria: So I was reading Huffington Post last week, and it reported that Freshmanic Depression affects 71% of female teens and 45% of male teens every year. What do you think causes the disparity in those figures?
Hank: Just take your pants off already.
Annamaria: (taking jeans off) As long as you respect me in the morning.
Hank: SHUT UP!
Hank: Just take your pants off already.
Annamaria: (taking jeans off) As long as you respect me in the morning.
Hank: SHUT UP!
by Avery Fredericks November 21, 2010
Get the Freshmanic Depression mug.Also known as "freshman fifteen," freshman twenty refers to the weight freshmen supposedly gain in their first semester of college. It often applies to girls and is not always a negative (i.e. a guy may think a girl looks better afterwards).
Did you see Marie? She really freshman twentied. But she carries the weight well, though; it looks like tons of fun.
Jenny is not as good at cheerleading because she put on the freshman twenty and lost some flexibility, but I would not mind testing it out. Look at her body jiggle in that swimsuit...
Jenny is not as good at cheerleading because she put on the freshman twenty and lost some flexibility, but I would not mind testing it out. Look at her body jiggle in that swimsuit...
by Josh Winscott October 27, 2005
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Bouncer: Yo, you going to the frat house tonight?
Me: Why?
Bouncer: Try to find me a freshman biddy!
Me: Why?
Bouncer: Try to find me a freshman biddy!
by Scuba S. August 29, 2006
Get the Freshman Biddy mug.the freshman boys are gay... look at Zach Zimmer the biggest, ugliest fag at bullis, tries to fit in with the girls but they all know hes nothing and is gay... then elliot, can only get ass from ugly white girls, cant even get a black girl, then he gets rejected 3 times in one night, everyone knows hes a fag and no1 likes him, he also tries to molest people... now the girls, biggest sluts around, ruin the schools reputation, Aylssa, first, dirtiest and nastiest slut in DC and thinks it awesome, shes a professional at head and thinks shes cool, no1 likes u for u, they jus want head... erica and jen are tied for second, erica is pretty hott and every1 gets wit her, jordan cant do anyhting bout it but tries, jen is jus ewww... the freshman are the reason the bullis school is going down the drain...
by Bullis '06 February 25, 2005
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the freshmen girls are whores. the four worst are Allysa( who is the queen of head), Jen( who is know to make out with guys whe she doesn't even know their names), erica (the who of Spankings and grinding), and Kimy( who seems to be to poor to buy a skirt and pants that are not to small, but has enought money to go from a curly haired brunett to a sraight haired blonde) the incrowd of girls are all whores with to much money. All of other grades talk about the head they get from the freshmen girls.
The popular boys are tottal losers who do nothing but run around screaming beast and trying to hang around the black kids. They seem to know nothing and act like they own the school because they can play afew sports.
the freshmen girls are whores. the four worst are Allysa( who is the queen of head), Jen( who is know to make out with guys whe she doesn't even know their names), erica (the who of Spankings and grinding), and Kimy( who seems to be to poor to buy a skirt and pants that are not to small, but has enought money to go from a curly haired brunett to a sraight haired blonde) the incrowd of girls are all whores with to much money. All of other grades talk about the head they get from the freshmen girls.
The popular boys are tottal losers who do nothing but run around screaming beast and trying to hang around the black kids. They seem to know nothing and act like they own the school because they can play afew sports.
Jen: i don't want to suck him again he tasted funny
Kim: but if you do, you will be a in with us.
Jen: ok, I like dick anyway.
Kim: but if you do, you will be a in with us.
Jen: ok, I like dick anyway.
by the truth 117 March 1, 2005
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by Nicky Sicks September 3, 2010
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D - dude, she was going down on me right
M - yea
D - but she put 2 ALTOIDS in her mouth first. OMFG!
M - she gave you a freshmaker!
M - yea
D - but she put 2 ALTOIDS in her mouth first. OMFG!
M - she gave you a freshmaker!
by speede January 4, 2007
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