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Freshman fisher 

creepy upperclassmen, usually seniors, who's past times include: drinking beer, hitting on newly 18 year olds, and buying underclassmen alcohol.
person 1: look how pathetic that guy looks buying that freshman a drink
person 2: he's a total freshman fisher. he'll probably fuck her tonight and move on to the next.
Freshman fisher by ke$hanimal March 31, 2012

Freshman smirk 

a term described by math teachers, where only the freshman are the only ones who have it, and it portrays them as devilish, sneaky, and ones who are trying to get away with something sinister.
Anandus gave his teacher the freshman smirk when he told him that he liked the homework.
Freshman smirk by mathematician March 22, 2012

freshman fucker 

Someone that fucks a freshman in the bathroom while at homecoming

Freshman Impregnater 

A machine like being (10th grade and higher) who actively seeks out freshman to plant his seed in.
Friend- dude can't be at practice today, my groin really hurts

Friend 2- what did you and Alex do last night ?
Friend- Let's just say the sperm has fertilized, I repeat the sperm has fertilized

Friend 2- awe you god damn Freshman Impregnater

freshman ripper 

Yeah Jacob is freshman ripper he tries to get a new one every week
freshman ripper by schlingy22 February 10, 2017

freshman rule 

The freshman rule. The bet that kills all relationships. How the bet works is, some lads will have a competition to see how many new students they can sleep with.
Shall we have a bet? How about the freshman rule?
freshman rule by LadThings April 19, 2017