Freshman Seventy

The 70 people you add on Facebook before you start college who you've never met but you're friends with just because you'll be graduating at the same time.

John: Hey! You're friends with Suzie Q. too?
Jim: Who? Oh, I just added her when I started Facebook, I don't know her.
John: Oh, the freshman seventy strikes again.

by ringring November 4, 2008

Freshman 15

When a girl that is kind of a slut but never puts out, goes to college and has sex with fifteen guys right off the bat.

" I thought Lindsay would be alright in college until I heard she did her freshman 15....... what a shame"

by CrystalMETH 6969 December 18, 2011

Freshman Face

The face made by a freshman or underclassmen that shows they either don't have a flying fuck of a clue or they majorly fucked up something.

Ha ha that freshman looks like a real dumb ass. Yeah he's got that freshman face.

by SFC. Jan says "HOOAH" December 1, 2011

Freshman 15

When a freshman guy or girl has sex with 15 people during their freshman year.

Sally: Yeah, ive already had my freshman 15
Dee: You mean you gained 15 pounds?
Sally: No i mean ive done 15 guys
Dee: Oh. Youre done

by Kitie Write February 13, 2010

freshman schemer

The highest ranking officer in the scheming scale, followed by S.I.T.'s, schemers in training. Nightly phone calls are mandatory to touch base on the days activities. Many tasks must be completed in order to become a true schemer.

The freshman schemers spent two hours discussing the day's lunch period.

by Shelton December 31, 2007

Freshman 15

When a man attempts to have intercourse with 15 college freshman in one night. The guy who completes this great challenge of endurance and skills with the ladies. Is crowned king of the night.

"Hey Alec have you completed the freshman 15"

"Nah man I can't even get one"
"Well you better keep trying Grants already on number five"

by Youknowwhothisisjamed September 19, 2017

freshman boy

The moment you scream 'fuck you' in the middle of a cafeteria, but your voice cracks and shows you're really a three year old.

'He pulled a freshman boy the other day."

by SimmithaVoilet September 18, 2017