fob dog 

A FOB dog is a term used by the armed services for a pupper who makes his way into your Forward Operating Base, as well as into your heart.

Co. GySgt-"1Sgt said no fucking Fob Dogs..."

Plt Sgt-"Hes just mad because Jody is running up his credit cards"

fob dog by Biggole peenis guy September 5, 2019

fob off 

To dismiss (lie about) an underlying issue with something easier to explain.

She didn't buy the 'just a check-up' fob off when i said i was going to the doctors.

fob off by Aaron W November 27, 2006

fob factor 

(fob fak-ter) -noun

1. describes the key elements and explanations to behaviour by members of the fob group - that fobs will carry out actions if the actions will increase their popularity/give them membership within a desired fob ingroup and/or will decrease the popularity of those in the outgroup OR the actions will continue to perpetuate negative feelings towards fob outgroup members thereby decreasing the outgroup's members' chances of joining the fob ingroup; only applies to fobs when they are around other fobs (i.e. not applicable to fobs' behaviour around caucasians, african americans, etc.)

2. a style of dress and fashion that is highlighted by high-power expensive brands such as LV, agnes B, Chanel etc. in complement with some elements of the hip-hop/r&b style of rappers in the states.

1. ex. It must have been the fob factor that made Madeline gloat about her outings with the other executives we aren't friends with, after she was placed on the Asian Executive Council.

1. ex. Jane: Why doesn't Bob talk to us anymore after he came back from Hong Kong?
Janet: Two words: fob factor.

2. ex. That bape hoodie and the LV belt are the fob factors in Matthew's outfit today.

fob factor by stephaniehy February 27, 2009

Fob Win 

This is when one wins at the game of Fobbing and pulls out before recipient throws up however still ejaculates.

If you pull out before ejaculation and chunder then you have not fob won or lost.

See Fobbing

''I so nearly Fob won earlier with this girl but right at the last minute she threw up all over me!''
''Aaah dude I hate it when you think you've got a fob win on your hands and then... bam! Sick everywhere...''

Fob Win by FobMaster_2010 March 23, 2010

Fob slap 

The act of screaming "Du ma!" like a fob, then pulling a soggy, wet, greasy, cold, stanky eggroll out of ones pocket and shoving it into anothers mouth while they are trying to talk. Then violently slap the victim till satisfied.

girl: do you have s-i-l-v-e-r-w-a-r-e?...
guy: DU MA!!!
*fob slap*
girl: ow wtf!...oh hell naw. i've just been fob slapped. fml.

Fob slap by PhatassTactix October 9, 2010

Fob Clog 

To accomplish a Fog Clog it require both skill, timing and an element of luck.
A fob clog is when both participants of the fobbing, release their fluids at the same time, and a 'clog' occurs in the recipients throat.

At this point its like a stalemate, however, unless extremely skilled, the recipient is likely to expel the fluids over the 'fobber'. If a skilled fobber is at work, they might be able to pull out and avoid the fluids.

However, be warned, a novice 'fobber' should not attempt a Fob Clog unless wearing old or unwanted clothes, as it is a very difficult and unique skill to acquire.

''It was crazy, I was Fobbing this drunk chick the other night and I totally Fob Clogged her up and I didn't know what to do, cause I usually Fob Win''
''So what did you do??''
''Well I sorta stayed there for a second or two, then pulled out and dived out of the way...!''
''Did you get covered??''
''No I got a little on my shoe, but avoided most of it..!!''
''Well played!! I've heard thats pretty hard!''

Fob Clog by FobMaster_2010 March 23, 2010

fob pose 

The pose overwhelmingly displayed by FOB females when taking photographs.

Consists of making a "V" with the pointer & middle fingers (looks like the "peace" hand signal, the "v for victory" signal, or the way you give people bunny ears in photos)and tilting the head to one side.

His girlfriend used to be a FOB, she's doing the FOB pose in every single one of these old pictures!

fob pose by TLJ88 February 14, 2009