Any of the assorted (usually elaborate) blow-up pool toys meant to resemble an Island or provide the amenities of an Oasis i.e. a cup holder or place for a cooler in which to place one's cold drink.
by tyler993 October 2, 2008
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Get the Flop Club mug.A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser
by J Holland June 28, 2006
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by Athena Kay May 10, 2005
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