flake

n. An unreliable person; someone who agrees to do something, but never follows through. Someone that you can never count on to eat lunch with or go to a party with.

Jenny is a flake, she told me she'd go to that party with me on Friday, and she found plans with some other girl.

by jdawg051994 September 15, 2010

poop flakes

Tiny dried feces fragments, dislodged and scattered during the wiping process, often seen near the back of toilet seats

Looks like it's time to clean the bathroom. The poop flakes are piling up!

by speckled jim October 19, 2010

rain flake

When rain drops fall so softly in a flakelike manner, not to be confused with sleet or frozen rain.

Can you feel the rain flakes on your skin? I can hardly tell if it's actually raining.

by Cverb April 1, 2016

flak jacket

home made condom. usually made from cling film secured with an elastic band. but can be made from old parachute silk or almost anything.

"what a funny flak jacket" giggled june across the road, "that's surely tonto, one of alec's prize gnomes"

by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003

snow-flaking

To use even the lightest amount of snowfall as an excuse for skipping work/social events/commitments due to "adverse travel conditions".

Look, snow! Thats it dude, grab the weed and the sledge, im snow-flaking work tomorrow!

by Quarlmarx January 10, 2010

Booty-flakes

Booty-flakes: Where the flakes come from the booty😂 smh. Dont eat the booty-flakes...

1st Nigga: MY NIGGA ATE THE BOOTY-FLAKES
2nd Nigga: THE BOOTY-FLAKES WAS DELICIOUS!
1st Nigga: LIL NIGGA THATS NASTY
2nd Nigga: BYE NIGGA😔

by Paigethenigga December 6, 2017

flake

a person, friend, or lover that calls you, texts you, emails you, tells you, that they want to hangout and alas they just sit on their fatass and never meet you or get back to you on the reason of their absence. They are big fuckass' that will only cause you many hours of anger and frustration.

He sent me a text saying:
I am gonna see you tonight right? that is the plan?
me:
yeah, call me later and we will be together fer sure.

...................................
and later that night there is well, no meeting, no sex, and NO call.
leaving me to just say:
FUCK THAT FLAKE!!

by hissyhussy April 18, 2006