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jiggly flapjacks

The degeneration of masculine pectoral muscles and turning into fatty, especially flabby tissue.
Dude used to work out all the time. Now his pecs are just jiggly flapjacks. I can’t help but imagine them flipping when smacking them from the bottom up. Lol.
by Vallis Castor October 15, 2017
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Flapjacking

To kill, or to die. Can also be flapjacked, flapjack’d.
He got flapjacked fr!
Im flapjacking right now.
by Flapjackbutdead October 16, 2022
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Flapjack Fannie

A woman with exceptionally large aerolla's.
by Admiral7Awesome August 5, 2018
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Cincinnati Flapjack

you take your girl and 69, then stick your cock so far in she throws up from gagging. Then get a condom and fill it with the throwup and store it in a freezer. Then eat it like it is a popsicle
Bob said," The Cincinnati Flapjack" is such a fun thing to do on Valentines day
by 69_Mike Oxmal_69 January 22, 2020
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Flapjack Nipples

Large pancake like Arreola similar to pepperoni nipples or salami nipples...
She had an amazing looking pair of tits with her shirt on but when she took off her top i realized they were 90% flapjack nipples...

Also realized how difficult it is to say flapjack nipples three times fast...
by RichardForedaze April 11, 2021
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Flipping the flapjacks on the Oyster

When a lesbian grandma slaps her boobs on the vagina of another female then flips it over
"Margaret was flipping the flapjacks on the oyster good last night"

"I am going to be flipping the flapjacks on the oyster with Elinor tonight"
by I just said something stupid September 30, 2017
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FlapJack

FlapJack (Flapjacking);
A FlapJack is a term used for when a woman places her labia majora (Flaps) on ones person, i.e; forehead, in a quick, swift dunking type of manner.

Female equivalent to "Teabagging."
"Oh yeah girl, I FlapJacked the shit out of him last night, he looked like he'd been run over by a giant snail"
by Hayhog May 27, 2025
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