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flabbergibbet

noun: a medical term for the appendage that controls the closing of the rectal sphincter covering. Especially useful after emissions of methane buildup.
Craig sprained his flabbergibbet after eating 14 tacos and now suffers from anal leakage.
by toolmaker May 31, 2011
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Flabbergasturbation

FLABBERGASTURBATION: the art of a man with a small penis using an obese woman's excess stomach skin (aka: flab) to masturbate. To reach the point of Flabbergasturbation one must truly enjoy masturbating into someones stomach flab, wrapping his penis in the stomach flab and thrusting until he thereby reaches an orgasm to good he becomes flabbergasturbated.
What's Shelly's number? I wanna get some flabbergasturbation!
by TheFreakFairy June 7, 2011
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flabbercock

A person who is really interesting but a bit of a dick!
You are such a flabbercock?
by V&B June 12, 2011
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flabberboat

1.Someone who talks alot of nonsense and loudly.
John: I FEEL LIKE MY BUTT IS TURNING INTO A VOLCANO OF FAIRYDUST. FLABFLABFLAB

Peter: don't be such a flabberboat
by lizardsperm June 19, 2011
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flabbergibbet

The layman's term for the appendage that controls closing speed of the cover of the rectal sphincter.
After a hard night of cold beer and tacos, Craig sprained his flabbergibbet and missed two days of work.
by alatoolmakeremt June 20, 2011
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flabbergaschamber

A severe form of flabbergastedness.
The Nazi put me in a flabbergaschamber when he showed me Rebecca Black's "Friday."
by djmigues November 18, 2011
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Flabber Jabble

My teacher is flabber jabble because he likes to pet squirrels.
by e.u.g.e.n.e May 12, 2012
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