Firing

adj. Good, Great, Awesome, Top quality.
(surf slang, describes wave quality)

"Waves were firing today, you really missed it".

by skullcap January 13, 2004

facebook fishing

The act of articulating a Facebook status update in which one's true intention is to see how many "likes" or comments he/she can receive. This is usually done by individuals with, but is not limited to, low self-esteem, boredom, and/or a feeling of little self-worth.

Girl #1: Did you see Casey's Facebook status?

Girl #2: No, was it desperate?

Girl #1: Yeah--she was totally Facebook fishing.

by Bambi Burgundy December 29, 2010

Mexican Firing Squad

Where traditional firing squads assure the death of the captive, a Mexican Firing Squad is different. It is a strategic blunder, mistake, ill concieved plan, or it can be planned by an itiod in where the prisoner is surrounded by troops with weapons ready to fire, but the armed party is in a circle.

If you do not see where this causes the problem read on or you might find yourself in one someday; a circle is good for ring-around-the-rosey and for pioneers to circle wagons to shoot away from, but to fire in a circle means that a few bullets will go outside of the circle eventually and most likely hit somone on the other end.

The bank robber got away the second time when the Texas State Troopers formed a Mexican Firing Squad and killed eath other letting the 2-bit hood escape.

by santos miguelito September 19, 2008

Fishing pole

When you cum in a girls mouth and have a string of your jizz connecting your penis to the girls mouth.

Your penis is the pole your jizz is the string and the girl is the fish

I fished that bitch onto my dick via a fishing pole

by Andrew schreefer February 4, 2009

traffic fishing

Any kind of news published on websites with the sole intention of increasing traffic.

Gus- "hey look, Gamesradar published another 'Babes of the Week' article"
Harold-"Traffic fishing again?"
Arden- "They must be really desperate for ad-money this month"

by FSTK October 23, 2008

Hobo Fishing

To park a pickup truck with food in the bed in the middle of the slums and hide in the cab and when hobos get in the bed of the truck the driver speeds away, bringing the hobos with him for his own nefarious purposes.

I went hobo fishing yesterday. Now 11 hobos are locked up in my shed.

by Flirm Li December 28, 2010

Text-fishing

the sport of sending out casual text messages to a series of people you would like to hook-up with in rapid succession. The idea is to stimulate a meaningful response, known as a bite, from one or more of them in hopes of catalyzing intimate relations.

"Damn Doug... You sure been texting a lot! You got a girlfriend or something???"

"Nah... I'm just text-fishing. Hold on! I got a bite!!!"

by RanchStud April 21, 2008