Filo Jo-Jo

A man born to lie daily.
Enjoys lying and pulling pranks.
Gets his way through lying.
Gets through school by sleeping with teachers.

Jo-Jo loves basketball but wasnt any good. He lyed to the couch to join the team

by Alastor December 11, 2004

Filbert

The slightly more humorous version of a cantankerous old grump who thinks that everything was better in "his" day. Sighting a Filbert is usually a rare event, witnessed briefly by only a few lucky individuals and forgotten just as quickly. A Filbert can bring light and joy to everyday situations before inevitably disappearing and plunging the world back into a steaming pile of turd.

"Hey bro did you see Filbert the other day? Life was briefly amazing and then it was shit again..."

by Filbert McGrumpy March 26, 2019

Fiblous

Befriender of the cats, brother of the dwarfs, member of the lairies.

Fiblous: I like small cats who are very angry!

by Pozingles January 22, 2011

failboat

Another name for the titanic,which was the biggest failure in boating history.

I used to be a sailor just like you, then I took a failboat to the knee.

by I'mAddictedToUrbanDictionary March 22, 2013

filo

1. a race that is asian, that do not usually classify themselves as asian, however, they are asian, just black.
2. an asian race that cannot use chopsticks
3. a race that think they are more superior than any other race, however this is untrue.
4. there are two kinds of philipinos, short stubbies and the tall hotties.
5. they pronounce there "R"s in the most annoying manner.

filo in a pho restaurant: can i have a fo(R)k please?

by skdjf;lkwjerlkajsdf September 26, 2006

Fibbon

A person who is a over confident loser and talks about his/her fucking huge hands and how good he/she is with it. He/she also tends to talk about his/her blind rage which they have never had. A fibbon also talks about how intelligent he/she is even though they are a complete moron and the evidence that he/she gives is completeley idiotic, stupid, lame and not relevant. He/she complains about private schools and how lame they are and public schools are much better because there is a fight on everyday and he/she thinks he is the god of fighting even though he/she has never been in a fight. Also he/she has a shemale/dyke for a girl friend and shows off about it. A fibbon also tends to say "literally" a lot and brings a zippo lighter to school making him/her self think that they are so hardcore and god like. A fibbon does not like getting wet objets or things shoved in his/her ear.

Person A: is that a lighter I see in your hand??
Person B: Yer, so...
Person A: OMG your such a fibbon
Person B: Shut up or I'll kick your arse with my fucking huge hands because I am about to go into a blind rage
Person A: ..... you serious

by cucamonga22 July 29, 2008

fibboleth

A shibboleth which no one actually believes, but lots of people cite as if others believed it.

"Everything on the Internet is true" -- what a fibboleth! I've never met anyone who believed that. Have you?

by Syntactical Disruptorize September 6, 2010