FecesBerry

Any Blackberry mobile device, that falls into a feces infested toilet. Preferably: Diarrhea.

I'm just checking my facebook, twitter, and myspace on my FecesBerry.

by finespud February 22, 2010

feces folio

A polite way to say shit list.

I knew there was going to be trouble when I made the boss' feces folio.

by dogbreath57 September 15, 2010

fecetation

Increasingly painful urge to deficate as one travels closer to toilet facilities.

As I approached home, fecetation set in.

by bight December 31, 2012

Feceral

An unintentional portmanteau combining Feces/Fecal and Federal. Refers to an act or by-product of the Federal Government that also happens to be a piece of shit.

Steve Jones says that "Representatives should be required to live in feceral plazas with apartments."

by barbotus April 12, 2014

feeder road

A minor road that goes along the side of a highway.

"Definitely my hometown needs a feeder road to solve transportation problems."

by Cheledemingo December 6, 2016

faecetime

To use Facetime whilst directing brown traffic through ones chocolate speedway, to multitask, to drop the kids off at the pool while holding a smelly board meeting.

I'm busy manually masturbating caged animals for artificial insemenation right now, I'll Faecetime you on my break!

by Deathmetalmechanic April 28, 2017

fecenate

when you gotta take a shit and you're just chillin on your phone for an hour

verb(maybe). fecenation, fecenating

"feescen-ate" or something like that

"sorry It took me so long bro, i was fecenating".

"holy shit, I just took the longest fecenation ever".

"how often do you fecenate"?

"pretty much everytime I take a shit".

by the fecenator June 2, 2019