flumpf

Verb: To flumpf
Noun: A flumpf

1- To pass gas through ones penis.
2- A dick fart

1- Even though it is quite natural, he was still quite embarrased after he flumpfed.

2- After a particularly aggressive round of oral sex, I heard his penis let out a mighty flumpf.

by Chicken Hands April 9, 2015

flumpy

a flumpy is something loose! A lot like extra baggage.

Sunshine told giggles that milkshake had flumpy man titties!

by rainbow bright August 13, 2006

Flump

(a)Meaning someone whos gulible or stupid.
(b)A word you use because you can.
(c)A word you can use for somone your joking around with.
(d)A marshmellow kind of sweet.

You Flump!

by Hollyhaaa April 21, 2009

Flumpshquad

A person that is so homosexual that his homosexuality is to the point of being a Taint licker, and will eat Peanuts out of a mans poop

Stan's homosexuality has advanced to the point of Flumpshquad.

by Flobs November 7, 2010

Flumpcious

When something is not too firm but not too jiggly.

That ass is flumpcious !!!

by Corm daddy November 22, 2016

Flumping

The act of sitting on someone for fun or sexual gratification. The specified location of the "flump" is up to the user but commonly actioned on the - Face, Chest, leg and armpit. This act can also be delivered by one or more "flumpers" in accordance to the recipients ("Flumpee's") request.

"Dude, she fucking flumped me and I loved it"
"Bro, look at the junk in that trunk - I'd love to be flumped that all night long"
"Sarah whats wrong?" Sarah - "I think Steve is Flumping with someone else behind my back"

by jamondontoast2 October 5, 2017

Flumpy

A nickname for a Fun Loving Guy

"Ohh he's so cute and flumpy and fun"

by paula ad September 20, 2009